WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:
- Wasn’t that emergency alert fun last night?
- Washingtonian does their best to guess which D.C. neighborhoods are going to be transformed (slash get gentrified) next.
- The National Zoo welcomed a baby gorilla into the world! He’s so cute!
- Bad Saint is going to add outdoor seating… Which you’ll never be able to enjoy because the line is always so goddamn long. It’ll probably look great on other people’s Instagrams though.
- Capital Bikeshare is hosting their very own Charlie and the Chocolate Factory-esque competition, but instead of winning a bunch of chocolate, they’re giving away lifetime memberships.
- The Watergate is opening their own beer garden and it will have a bottomless french fry happy hour.
- Don’t miss out on the spookiest road trip in D.C.!
- Dying to get your hands on Comey’s book, you nerd? Here’s where you can grab a hard copy.
- Conspiracy theorists are reaching out to Trayon White after his anti-semitic remarks.
- Here’s a an interesting article about why we need more bridges in Brookland and Edgewood.
- Put your tax return to good use with these boozy specials.
