WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:
- Students continue to protest at Howard University.
- Lyft and Uber aren’t happy about the proposed ride share tax increase. Who would have thought?
- Speaking of Metro, their new branding efforts aren’t going so well.
- What’s your D.C. band name? Mine would be Bomb Cyclone.
- Erik Bruner-Yang’s new restaurant Spoken English is open. It’s standing room only and serves a dozen people at a time. You’re never going to get in.
- Couldn’t get enough of Louise Linton’s Elle interview? Then get hyped for Washingtonian’s interview with the Secretary of the Treasury’s wife, where she talks about the exact same things.
- Calling all beer and baseball nerds, Aslin Beer Company is debuting a seasonal beer garden in Navy Yard. It will only be open on days when the Nationals are playing.
- And speaking of beer gardens, Georgetown’s newest is a little hard to find.
- Many of D.C.’s bougie (and not so bougie) food delivery services won’t go east of the Anacostia river.
- Speaking of food, The Inn at Little Washington is dealing with controversy due to its blackamoor statues.
- If you’ve always wanted to name a penguin, here’s your chance.
- Here’s proof that the White House Easter Egg Roll has always been scary. Humans aren’t meant to wear bunny costumes.