WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:
- WAMU talked to the very happy folks who managed to get Hamilton tickets and the exceptionally bummed folks who didn’t.
- It might snow in April because the world is a cruel place. I’m going to burn my goddamn winter jacket.
- Washingtonian says you should expect more Mike Isabella allegations in the upcoming weeks.
- The National Zoo is waiting for their new baby gorilla with bated breath.
- A Virginia school bus crashed into a cemetery AKA the best place to crash.
- Check out these fun photos of Lizzo (and… I guess Fall Out Boy).
- Take a look at Kaliwa’s menu before you run to The Wharf and make a reservation.
- People are really into Sababa, Cleveland Park’s newest restaurant.
- DGS might be dead, but Little Sesame will live on.
- Cookies and wine are a great combination (especially when they’re Girl Scout cookies).
- The Chopt in Union Station was closed for health violations. Sorry for ruining that salad you ate for lunch.