WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:
- If you’re looking for something to coat your stomach before you spend all St. Patrick’s Day drinking, hit up these full Irish breakfast spots.
- And here’s a fun reminder that Irish Car Bombs are terrible drinks. As a side note, they basically turn into sludgy concrete as you drink them and it’s real gross.
- Arlington kids wont stop vaping in school. When are these youths going to learn that regular, good old fashioned cigarettes look so much cooler? Aesthetics matter!
- I need the Washington Post to stop writing about Suns Cinema so that it’s easier for me to get a seat at Suns Cinema.
- The fine people at Washingtonian have rated the local cherry blossom food and drink specials from fine to deeply upsetting. All of them sound like they’ll give you a sugar hangover before you even have enough to get drunk.
- A local man pulled out machete a and tried to attack another driver on 495.
- Speaking of swords, a woman in Oregon attacked her boyfriend with a samurai sword. I know this isn’t D.C. news, but it’s too fascinating not to share.
- Winning a sex toy from the claw machine at Player’s Club is so much harder than just buying one online.
- Maryland is going to retire it’s anthem. Hopefully this time they’ll go with something a little less racist.
- DCA is getting free short term parking! No more fighting for a tiny space in the cell phone lot!
- Here’s some fun fashion looks from the Pink Tie party, just in case you need some gonzo outfit inspo for the weekend.
- The Jazz Setlist is back.
- Is BLT Prime, the Trump Hotel restaurant getting shafted by the food press?
