WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:
- If you dread going outside and looking at your winter jacket makes you nauseous, don’t read this article. It will make your SAD worse.
- And speaking of things you shouldn’t do, don’t take the Silver Line tomorrow. Hitchhiking to Virginia would probably be faster.
- The Smithsonian American Art Museum’s newest exhibition is photogenic as hell.
- Better use your Toys R Us gift card STAT.
- The future is here. If you own an Audi.
- Target is taking a cue from Amazon and will soon offer same day delivery in D.C. and Baltimore. I’m so hyped for the day I’ll never have to leave my house because everything will just be delivered to me, so I can stay in bed and play farm simulators forever.
- The shame I have for my alma mater knows no bounds.
- Uptown Art House is doing some cool shit.
- This headline is very bad, but the food looks damn good.
- A Polynesian taco place is coming to Dupont, but more importantly, they’ll be serving shave ice. If it’s half as good as Ululani’s, I’m going to lose my mind.
- City Winery is scheduled to open up in April. Hopefully by that point I’ll stop confusing them with District Winery!
- Are you tired of your beauty subscription services and your toothbrush subscription services and fashion subscription services? Well then get pumped because D.C. is getting a meat subscription service!
