not only does Ms. Sasek
contribute her weekly obsessions to BYT
drinks tab like she was born with a pink straw in her mouth
Rebekah can be counted on to
Jump very high
Go down very low
While wearing tiny skirts, big heels, and awesome smiles.
Also, easily liftable,
Prone to mirror dancing with chosen gays
Quick to her feet after falling.
Can be seen every Thursday at Noise academy at Cosmo
(inflatable penises or not),
on your living room dance floor,
and all over the 10 block radius
wiping the Long Island iced teas I splashed in her eyes.
Behold the magic that is Rebekah: