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You might suspect you’re dealing with a real cowboy if the scrap of cloth perched on his dome is battered, worn, poked full of holes and smells like an oil spill. But it’s not a 100% Genuine Cowboy Hat unless a horse has drunk from it, or it’s been used to catch the calves squirting fearrockets when their legs are yanked back when they get branded.

Even festooned with precious Gems, it denotes protection from bad weather, and strikes terror into his enemies for they cannot see his eyes.

Not that they want to see his eyes because what lurks within is nothing but emptiness and blood lust.

They can’t conceal a basic lack of talent though.

But they can reveal what you knew all along to be someone’s true colors…black for bad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C3WVzPy4cw&feature=related

White for Good:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaXC04CIw8k

Pink for…ever?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHpnPF0d1Ro

Do not taunt the hat.

Why is 10 Gallons? Because it’s long AND tall motherfucker.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chLpGdnU6nU

Dare ya to say he can’t wear that shit.

https://i2.wp.com/i131.photobucket.com/albums/p311/beastsofbourbon/Nickpassedout.jpg?w=1200&quality=100

Wear it well this Saturday at our 3rd of July America Celebration: Cowboy Camp the Pool Party. Thank ya kindly ma’am.

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