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2017 is almost here! Hopefully it’s not as garbage as 2016 but you never know, it could be so much worse. At least we can find solace in the knowledge that, regardless of what happens, at the end of the day you can always hide in your room and stream movies. Here’s what we’ll be watching.

Netflix

12/1

  • Around the World in 80 Days (2004)
  • After Innocence (2005)
  • Bee Movie (2007)
  • Boogie Nights (1997)
  • Braveheart (1995)

  • Caddyshack (1980)
  • Collateral Damage (2002)
  • Dreamcatcher (2003)
  • El Dorado (1966)
  • E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
  • HALO Legends (2009)
  • Hugo (2011)
  • Justin Bieber: Never Say Never (2011)
  • License to Drive (1988)
  • Nancy Drew (2007)
  • Ocean’s Twelve (2004)
  • Real Detective: Season 1 (2016)
  • Superman Returns (2006)
  • Superman II (1980)
  • Superman III (1983)
  • Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987)
  • Superman: The Movie (1978)
  • The Parent Trap (1961)
  • The Shining (1980)

  • The Perfect Physique (2015)
  • The Rat Race (2012)
  • To Be A Miss (2016)
  • Trudell (2005)
  • V for Vendetta (2005)
  • Vanilla Sky (2001)

1/3

  • It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia: Season 11 (2016)
  • Jen Kirkman: Just Keep Livin’?

1/6

  • Coin Heist
  • Degrassi: Next Class: Season 3 
  • Growing Up Coy (2016)
  • Mar de Plastico: Season 1
  • One Day at a Time: Season 1
  • Tarzan and Jane: Season 1

1/7

  • Alpha and Omega 7 (2016)
  • Miss Sharon Jones! (2015)
  • Under the Shadow (2016) (this was one of my favorite movies of 2016)

1/9

  • Best and Most Beautiful Things (2016)
  • Ratchet and Clank (2016)

1/10

  • As I Open My Eyes (2015)
  • Best Friends Whenever: Season 2 (2016)
  • Happily Married (2015)
  • Jim Gaffigan: Cinco
  • We’re Lalaloopsy: Season 1

1/11

  • Disney’s Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016)

1/13

  • A Series of Unfortunate Events: Season 1
  • Aquarius (2015)
  • Casablancas: The Man Who Loved Women
  • Clinical
  • Historia de un clan: Season 1
  • It Follows (2014)

  • The Investigator: A British Crime Story: Season 1

1/14

  • Camp X-Ray (2014)
  • Cardboard Boxer (2016)
  • Estar O No Estar

1/15

  • A Beautiful Now (2015)
  • Hostage to the Devil (2016)
  • Señora Acero: Season 3 (2016)
  • Twisted Trunk, Big Fat Body (2015)
  • Wartime Portraits: Season 1 (2014)

1/16

  • Flash of Genius (2008)
  • Halloweed (2016)
  • Rezort (2016)

1/17

  • Fatima (2015)
  • Neal Brennan: 3 Mics
  • Roger Corman’s Death Race 2050 (2016)

1/19

  • Good Kids (2016)

1/20

  • Frontier: Season 1
  • Papa (2015)
  • Take the 10
  • Voltron: Legendary Defender: Season 2

1/21

  • Bates Motel: Season 4 (2016)
  • Grami’s Circus Show: Season 2 (2016)

1/24

  • Cristela Alonzo: Lower Classy
  • Gad Gone Wild
  • Hieronymus Bosch: Touched by the Devil (2016)
  • Kill Command (2016)
  • Terrace House: Aloha State: Season 1: Part 1

1/25

  • Era el cielo

1/27

  • Home: Adventures with Tip & Oh: Season 2
  • iBOY
  • Kazoops!: Season 2
  • Shadows of Truth (2016)
  • Sharknado: The 4th Awakens (2016)

1/28

  • Ripper Street: Season 4

1/30

  • Antibirth (2016)

  • Swing State (2016)

1/31

  • Bill Burr Stand Up Special

HULU

1/1

  • Amelie
  • Annie Hall
  • Beverly Hills Cop 2
  • Beverly Hills Cop 3
  • Black Sheep
  • The Burbs
  • Craig Ferguson: Does This Need to Be Said?
  • Cruel Intentions
  • Footloose (1984)

  • Jackass: The Movie
  • Jackass Number Two
  • King Kong (1976)
  • Leaving Las Vegas
  • Lethal Weapon
  • Lethal Weapon 2
  • Lethal Weapon 3
  • Lethal Weapon 4
  • Mission: Impossible
  • Primal Fear
  • Trading Places
  • The Untouchables
  • War Games
  • Witness

1/22

  • Where to Invade Next

1/27

  • Dirty Grandpa

AMAZON PRIME

1/1

  • Across the Universe
  • Happy Feet
  • Hellboy
  • Radio
  • American History X

1/3

  • She’s All That

1/13

  • Sneaky Pete (Amazon original series)

1/22

  • Where to Invade Next

1/26

  • America Divided: Season 1

1/27

  • Z: The Beginning of Everything: Season 1 (Amazon original series)
  • Dirty Grandpa

1/30

  • Swiss Army Man

HBO NOW

1/1

  • Above the Law
  • Baby Mama
  • The Big Lebowski
  • The Blues Brothers
  • The Cell

  • Dallas Buyers Club
  • Forgetting Sarah Marshall
  • Friday
  • The Happening
  • Innerspace
  • Lady in the Water
  • My Cousin Vinny
  • The Sixth Sense
  • Unbreakable
  • The Village

1/8

  • Genius

1/15

  • The Young Pope (series premiere)

1/21

  • Real Time with Bill Maher (2017 season premiere)
  • The Boss (Extended Cut)

1/28

  • The Nice Guys

1/30

  • Becoming Warren Buffett
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