[████████ ATTENTION █████ SPIES ████]
[WE HAVE ████ A ████ MISSION, SHOULD YOU ████████ CHOOSE TO ████████ ACCEPT, TO VOLUNTEER AT THE ████████ INTERNATIONAL SPY ████████ MUSEUM FOR ████ OUR EVENT, SHARKS & LASERS]
[SO HOW ABOUT A █████ FREE TICKET AS A REWARD █████ FOR YOU VOLUNTEERING FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS?]
[WE HAVE A LIMITED NUMBER OF VOLUNTEER SPOTS OPEN. █████ AS USUAL, WE’LL NEED █████ HELP CHECKING IN FOLKS IN AT THE DOOR, ALONG █████ WITH DRINK TICKETS. IF YOU HAVE A LAPTOP/SMARTPHONE █████ AND AN ULTRA-PLEASANT █████ DEMEANOR, WE’D LOVE █████ TO EXCHANGE FREE ADMISSION FOR A FEW HOURS OF YOUR TIME.]
[READ: YOU HELP █████ US, AND YOU PARTY FOR FREE]
[JUST FILL OUT THIS FORM, AND WE’LL █████ BE IN TOUCH SHORTLY.]
