Hello, sir, do you like to read??? If you said “YES!” then you have come to the right place! Here’s all the best stuff from us (and the internet) for your eyeballs this week:
We will apparently be updating our shutdown guide for the rest of our lives. Here is the latest iteration!
(Or just stay in and watch murder mysteries! YOU DO YOU!)
Have MLK Day off? Make a difference! Here’s our volunteer guide // cruise it, use it.
It’s cold outside, boi! Here are three hot pot spots (try saying that 3x fast) that we think are worth your attention!
We had a couple of interviews, y’all! Self-help guru Jen Sincero told us how to be badasses in 2019, MUNYA gave us the lowdown on songwriting (and aliens), and Lizzie from TEEN talked all about the band’s new record, which is out in March!
Here’s 41 very funny people telling us why 2019 is gonna be LOL DOT COM!
These are some DC restaurants we’re resolving to go to in 2019!
More into theater? Here’s what we’re hype on for 2019 in DC!
NOT ON BYT
There are two competing women’s marches happening in NYC this weekend. Confused? Same! Here’s the lowdown from NY Times.
LOL @ all y’all suckers who did that FB 10 Year Challenge thing…
Here are some quality nontoxic conspiracy theories! Finland is fake!
The woman who got banned from Walmart for drinking wine out of a Pringles can is the hero we deserve.
TSA agents have started blasting uncensored rap (and Paramore) because this government shutdown is a load of bullshit.