Did you see that guy at the end of Tool Academy prompting his girlfriend on what to say? Wow.
I love watching their “therapy” sessions. Their pain and misery brings such joy to my soul. Their tears of despair taste like sweet nectar on my tongue. Their misfortune is like heroin pulsing through my veins. But alas this season once again hasn’t studied up on their evolutionary psychology. The girlfriends are the ones needing to enroll. The men are getting laid. Being a tool is allowing them to spread their seed. That is their only purpose in life, and they are accomplishing it.
Ladies, stop fucking the tools and the tools will go extinct. It’s your fault you pathetic cum dumpsters.
Here is Röyksopp’s Alpha Male: