Everyone went to SXSW and left me all alone. Oh what ever shall I do???
Forward Festival is in full swing, check out our extensive guide here.
This event wins for the flyer alone: Ron Trent (CHI) & Chris Burns present “BODY MUSIC” @ 411 Penn Warehouse
and for the the man violators: BALLS! Dance Party @ Velvet Lounge
and for some rock and roll: the Black Lips are @ the Black Cat
and of course the Ricky Gervais Show on HBO
Fly to Austin and check out our killer DCXSXSW showcase
If all the flights are booked check out Spinal Tap, I mean Anvil @ 9:30 Club
And celebrate Lady Gaga’s bday @ Town at a party entitled Gagarama, which you can pronounce based on your personal feelings toward this event.
David London’s SUNDAY CIRCUS @ The Fridge looks rad
And the real circus is in town too!
And some crazy people music: Magik Markers / Buildings @ Black Cat
Did you know Matthew wrote that Jesus was born of a virgin because he was trying to fulfill a prophecy in Isaiah 7:14, but he was working from mistranslated text where “young woman” was accidentally changed to “virgin”. Whoopsie-daisy! Mary is a dirty slut after all! And check out this old hymn:
The centuries marvel that the angel bore the semen, the virgin conceived through her ear, and, believing in her heart, became fruitful
and all this time I thought ear sex involved 1-900 numbers. ZING!
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