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Since Valentine’s day is mere two weeks away (is anyone BUT humans with editorial schedules to follow keeping track of this? we hope not)


Anyway, we are buckling up this week to publish the date/get-together-with-a-person-you-are-maybe-sexually-interested-in/whatever-the-kids-are-calling-it-these-days” guides which mine our extensive embarrassing dating histories for your own benefit (and hopefully amusement).  We have done these before but they all need updates since there ARE SO MANY EXCITING NEW PLACES IN DC.

Yesterday, we handled the 2054 edition of:

and as the pressure builds and the dread of an attitude like this takes over your heart/mind/soul/loins:


we are going to dive into the sacred ACTUAL FIRST DATE CATEGORY. OMG. O.M.G.

Now, this (for those of us who have become murky on the concept due to too many datehangs etc) includes going out with a human being who you HAVE met in person before, and you two mutually decided that some one-on-one time to explore your potential future of nudity and Sunday afternoon marathons of House of Cards/OtherBingeWorthyStreaming is in order. Something like this used to be not that big of a deal, but in 2014, it APPARENTLY kind of is, at least if we think about it the old fashioned way. It requires stringing whole sentences together, vs communicating in emojis,  consciously blocking out more than 45 minutes to spend with a relative stranger with whom you don’t know how much you have in common with, choosing outfits and more. WHO HAS TIME FOR THIS STUFF? Well, we all should. At least sometimes. FEEL ME?


Now, unlike the DATEHANG or BLIND DATE which have some pretty common sense/general safety rules to live by, for the FIRST DATE, you are much more on your own, skills wise, and each person should really be a master of their own first date game. Still, a quick poll around the reply-all email consortium we’ve set up for this came up with some of these tips/nuggets of wisdom:

Pro Survival Tips

  • ALL OF THIS INFORMATION about cleanliness, etc still stands. USE IT.
  • Be your best self, but be yourself (and make sure that that yourself is not rude, because people who are rude on first dates to anyone (including waiters, valets, and/or the other party involved in a date) deserve to never go on a first date again (and, just think of it-if they are rude to you on a first date, what will happen after they STOP trying? SHUDDER)


  • Having said that-try and avoid stupid arguments and/or uncomfortable topics (unless you thrive on this kind of stuff/the date ends up being one of those 12 hour marathon unicorn dates one sometimes hears about where hearts and souls are poured onto tables and political convictions and religion and childhood pet deaths are all fair game).
  • Showing up early is good (especially if you met this person only once before in a bar setting and you maybe had one too many martinis before engaging in a conversation with them, and while you were willing to share your contact information with them, you are a LITTLE blurry as to the fact what they look like and/or how they pronounce their name, and being there early allows THEM to find you and extend that handshake/hug thing first and say their weirdly hard name again)
  • Ordering your drink and paying for it before they show up is ok/smart – because if you are ONLY meeting for drinks, this eliminates the whole “who is going to pay for things” debate and as we know, people are sometimes cheap.
  • Speaking of cheap, it doesn’t matter that it is 2014 and we are all liberated and equal, whoever did the asking should offer to pay first, and should be ok if it ends up being that they are, in fact, footing this bill. You asked for the pleasure of this other person’s company, they, in return, trusted you enough and cleared their schedule, ironed their clothes, and you are (mentally) gearing up for a future of thoughtful holiday gifts and being able to let yourself go finally, if just a little – you should be ok with paying for some small plates and their reasonably priced glass of Sancerre at even the prospect of ALL OF THAT.
  • Having said that-don’t pick a place that is prohibitively expensive for either party. That’s not playing fair. Save those for the “seal the deal” and/or “special occasion” date (more on which in the upcoming weeks)
  • Compliments go a long way


With all that in mind, and also keeping in mind that, according to ancient wisdom, a date is “at least a drink and a cultural event”, go forth with these location/activity recommendations from us (all of which adhere to the relatively quiet/good lighting/quality experience trifecta each first date location worth their salt should aim for):


What makes a good first date destination:

  • Low Noise levels
  • Not TOO MANY distractions
  • A location equally convenient or inconvenient to both parties involved
  • and, OF COURSE, FLATTERING LIGHTING (this bears repeating, even if we already mentioned it our BLIND DATE GUIDE: YOU GUYS THIS REALLY MATTERS. Eventually you will hopefully be in a land where they will know and love your every pore, but for the time being they don’t need to even know those pores even exist.:


Keeping that in mind, here are some solid gold selections, according to us:


  • 1905 – 1905 is one of those places that were built for dating. Intimate but not too intimate (read: cramped), flattering lighting, busy but not overcrowded, strong cocktails, reasonable prices, with an air of relaxed specialness to it. This place is like a friend you wish you could bring along, that’s how much they’ve got your back in the first date arena.
  • Compass Rose – A cozy respite in the middle of the BEDLAM that is 14th street. Amazing internationally inspired street food, great drinks, comfortable seats, a friendly, knowledgeable staff and truly an experience that’s hard to match in DC while still being casual enough for the most casual of first dates.
  • El Chucho – Great Mexican food with plenty of lighter alternatives, awesome drinks (AND HAPPY HOUR), a jovial, colorful neighborhood atmosphere.
  • Hank’s Oyster Baroysters, amazing cocktails, and a choice of three distinct environments: the front bar (fun, casual, not too insane if not on a weekend), the main dining room (lively but still intimate) and the lounge (you know, sexy) BONUS: going out with an oyster fan? Check out our OYSTER GUIDE.
  • Beuchert’s – Beuchert’s in Barracks row is delicious, has built-in conversation topics (history! taxidermy!), everyone involved is very friendly and there is plenty of places to bar hop around afterwards if you feel like it.
  • Eat the Rich/Mockingbird Hill / Southern Efficiency Derek Brown and Angie Salame’s 7th street trifecta is a great “choose-your-own-adventure” date game just waiting to happen. Between the sherry/ham heaven, the oysters/cocktails-by-the-the-pitcher temple and the comfort food/whiskey dreamtown, you’ll be spoiled for choice. Also, a great place and time to discover if your date is one of those people who just “won’t eat this and refuses to drink that” which, in our book, is always a warning sign.


  • Bar Pilar Upstairs – I would never have recommended Bar Pilar for a first date before the expansion. Meeting friends for drinks: yes, first date: definitely no. Not because I don’t love it (because I REALLY DO) but because the downstairs was always so goshdarn busy getting seats and/or not yelling would be hard. But with the upstairs now open you get the best of both worlds: their awesome cocktail program, a combination of both small plates and more sizeable dishes, and a relatively intimate but never overcrowded situation to get to know each other during. Also: very flattering lighting.
  • Chez Billy – the Petworth first date game was seriously improved by the presence of Chez Billy a few years a go. Somehow spacious AND still intimate (especially those little in-house balconies) it offers exactly the kind of food you wish you were eating on every (even your last) first date ever and a great atmosphere to enjoy the well done drink list in. Then, take them to Chez Billy Sud to seal the deal. (more on that in a min)
  • Estadio – Now that 14th street is a jungle of new restaurants it is time to bank on the Logan Circle pioneers which you can actually get a seat at. Estadio wins always. Great shareable plates, amazing drinks (including that $6 tequila infused white sangria we always keep coming back for) and a perfect vantage point to watch all those suckers on first dates who were not smart as you go back and forth between other neighborhood bars.
  • Etto – a great low stress place in the middle of 14th street madness to grab a pizza pie and a gin drink. SOLD.
  • Jaleo – Jose Andres’ flagship wins for several reasons: small plates done right (we will always recommend NOT overeating during a first date on account of eliminating potential sluggishness/need for naps later), a room bright and big enough that it doesn’t feel like there is too much pressure applied to this occasion, and omg-that gin and tonic list. Plus, it FEELS like you’re doing something both worldly AND very DC food wise, which is nice.
  • Beau Thainow with a brand new Shaw Location, it covers all your favorite neighborhood restaurant needs for quality Thai food, casual hangs, and a future coupledom favorite.


  • Boqueria – There is a derth of places to go on first dates downtown, and for that we welcomed Boqueria in 2012 with open arms. A great sangria selection, DELICIOUS small plates, a big bar to linger around during potential happy hour first dates. Also, added litmus test bonus: if your date finds something to complain about at this place, you walk away. Boqueria does what they do so simply and so well, you have to be a super curmudgeon to nitpick about it, and super curmudgeons are not worth wasting your precious first date hours on.
  • Room 11 I know people who swear by this place. The only issue is: make sure you’re there early for the spots you really want. Also, I feel the need to quote Nick Pimental, one of the owners here (from BYT’S PRO TIPS VALENTINE’S DAY GUIDE  a few years back, which is STILL a great read btw): “Because of Room 11′s size, if your date is not going well, you can easily turn around and start a fresh new date with the other person sitting next to you. I have seen it happen many times.‘ File that under: good to know.
  • Vinoteca – lots of wines by the glass, small plates galore, a great location to any potential show or otherwise you’d be going to, not too busy, and as Jessica Day in NEW GIRL can confirm “pink wine makes girls all twirly”

3. Get to the first date sooner



Now, it goes without saying all of this is best done on a weekday, ok? Save the fighting-the-unwashed-masses-of-partiers for when you have a stronger teamwork structure built up within this relationship you’re hoping for. Weekdays allow for quieter rooms, ample seating (it is ALWAYS IMPORTANT TO BE ABLE TO SIT) and both a more leisurely pace if things are going well (no one is breathing down your neck for that seat) AND an excuse to leave early if needed (you know, WORK nights and all)

  • McClellan’s Retreat  – The former Veritas is now a legitimate first date mecca of delicious cocktails, creative wine choices, quality beer, share-able plates, magical lighting and a great, friendly, non-judgey staff. YES PLEASE.
  • Republic – Great food (late night options included if you end up LINGERING, and you will), great drinks, FREE and awesome shows and a cool ex-video store setting make this Takoma Park joint a permanent favorite.
  • A & D Bar – Aside from being located literally NEXT DOOR to the BYT offices (and I mean, who doesn’t love some solid 3rd tier local internet celebrity sightings to go with their drink and awkwardness) the A&D bar has delicious snacks, stiff drinks, very flattering lighting and is (as far as we can tell) never too packed.
  • Lost and Found – Plenty of seating, a 3 hour long happy hour, a great location and a litle something for everyone (24 beers on tap, great cocktails, a fine whiskey assortment).
  • Roofers Union – From some of the best old-fashioneds in town to a dish called “sausage party” which, in our humble opinion serves as DC’s finest ice breaker, to three different locations and moods to choose from – you can’t lose here.
  • Petworth Citizen – Great drinks, great menu, AND A FREE LIBRARY IN THE BACK. Hi the most adorable of all adorable DC first date options!


  • Daikaya Izakaya – a fun, creative, Chinatown bar – it truly does exist.
  • Showtime – Just hanging out, having a beer, listening to probably the best jukebox in town and sneaking the girls into the men’s room to show them the collages. No stress involved whatsoever.
  • 2 Birds 1 Stone – A little on the fancy side but essentially perfect in every other way: the drink are delicious, it is NEVER loud in there, you have all those booths and nooks to squeeze by in and the staff are that perfect version of the strong, silent type you want looking over and after you. ALSO, a great conversation starter bathroom situation.
  • Marvin (inside, upstairs) – the rooftop at Marvin is a permanent disaster if you’re first date bound. Busy, filled with random Australian dudes who heard this is the place to go, loud, etc. But, come early, go to the upstairs room before the rooftop, sit at one of those tables by the window, and get to know each other over the busiest intersection of DC’s nightlife while feeling oddly at peace. Also-lots of good smaller food options you can order from downstairs without committing to a full meal.
  • Bourbon – it is nearly impossible to go on a decent bar first date in Adams Morgan but Bourbon does a great job of being classy enough that your date doesn’t think you’re cheap and casual enough that you don’t feel like you’re being roped into something a little too soon too fast. Bonus: in the summer, that back garden is somehow still not too busy and great for conversing in.
  • Wisdom – as far as craft cocktail bars go-this is our pick. Less busy than the Gibson, less intense than Columbia Room, but with drinks just as delicious and special and those tiny nooks that you can pull the curtains over when you are ready for things to get a little more intimate (and a few Wisdom cocktails in, they will get more intimate)
  • Tabard Inn (in the lounge) – the couch area before you hit the restaurant is like the living room you wish you always had your first dates in, if it was acceptable to have first dates in living rooms.
  • Dodge City – just throwing back a few drinks and seeing where this goes. NBD. Keepin’ things casual:



  • Ghibellina – mainly because the inside of it looks (Despite being pretty large) like it is permanently washed aglow in a fireplace flame (see note about re: flattering lighting) AND ALSO because the great happy hour (beers $4, wines $5, craft cocktails $6, and all pizzas under $10) happens on the weekends too.
  • Mintwood Place – Mintwood is an amazing restaurant but maybe a little too much of a full meal commitment for a first date (imho). At the bar though 5:30-7pm, you can get $5 glasses of wine and order a cheese plate, and you’re good to go.
  • Agora – Zaytinya is probably a little too bustling to be really able to hang out there when you barely know the other person. Instead, go for this underrated Dupont gem, which also has a solid selection of mediterranean small plates (spreads, flatbreads and other easy shareables) starting at $4, beers for $4, Stoli and Bacardi drinks for $5, and wines for $6. The staff is very sweet, the music is hilarious, and you can people watch the Little Serow line as an added activity.
  • Mari Vanna – as you maybe read during our “FIRST LOOK” story, we love  this Russian addition to Dupont circle. Aside from the adorable interiors (which can help as a crutch during any conversation dry times), the place also features 70+ infused vodkas, and they are $5 during happy hour. Just pace yourselves.
  • Napoleon – $5 House wines and 1/2 off Champagne cocktails means you’re pretty much home free with any girl on any first date ever (see the twirly comment earlier). Before things get possibly sloppy, grab some 1/2 bar menu food items too (#protips). Bonus: people are still somehow unaware of this AMAZING happy hour situation, and as such it is actually pretty easy to grab a good two seater at the bar during it. Hopefully we didn’t just blow it for you.



(BONUS: going on a first date to one of these also allows for a great anniversary/birthday/etc sit down for a proper meal later on in the game (providing things go well, duh) which will automatically be considered even more romantic and darling as such)

  • The Source – get the dumplings sampler and one of their delicious cocktails and mentally hi5 Chef Scott Drewno as your date’s face melts with every bite (at a fraction of the cost of a proper sit down dinner at the Source) .
  • Iron Gate – Jeff Faile and Brent Kroll make one of our favorite beverage teams in DC and the casual-but-romantic front bar room at this gorgeous restaurant is basically like a glimpse into the start of all your special occasions ahead.
  • Fiola & Fiola Mare-The drinks are both potent and thoughtful, and the food you order at the big, never-too-busy wrap-around bar is the food you can get in the main dining room, but with less commitment.
  • Kapnos – Mike Isabella’s sprawling 14th street situation is as much about the long, busy-but-not-too-busy-if-you-come-at-the-right-time bar as it is about the dining room. Get one of the traditional Greek cocktails and line that belly with htipiti.
  • Bourbon Steak – Get a cheese plate and either one of their classic cocktails (they have one of the finest lists we’ve come around) or the truffle martini and feel like a super baller on a first date, instead of just a regular baller you would have felt like in a normal bar.
  • Rasika West End – great cocktails, great people-walking-into-the-dining-room people watching, great opportunity to mentally plan your one year anniversary dinner which will inevitably now have to take place right there.
  • Cashion’s – Cashion’s is one of those classy, forever-a-good-choice DC institutions. Sitting at their tucked away from the front bar on a first date is as good of an omen for your future relationship as we can think of.





  • After Hours Lite at the Museums: we’re not talking about those fully blown BYT 2000 person extravaganzas, no-we’re aiming for the great stuff that happens right after work and right before dinner time at the museums: the Phillips After 5, NAMWA’s crafty happy hours, stuff like that. Built in conversation topics: check. Affordable: check. Making you look good in front of a date for choosing it as an activity: check. Relatively short time commitment: check. Nothing not to like: check.
  • Ice Skating- while we are not that into things that require actual skills and/or involve sharp objects on first dates, there is just something so adorable about an ice skating first date, that we had no choice but to throw it in.
  • Midnight Movies at E Street – going to a first date at midnight is a choice not everyone is ready to make but there is something to be said about bonding over weird movies at weird times: it really DOES bring people together. Plus, midnight movies are a little less of a stodgy/quiet setting than a regular movie, so it can still be a good way to get to know each other. PLUS: there is wine and beer at E Street. PLUS: that moment when you somehow just start holding hands during a funny/scary/any part of the movie. PLUS: maybe making out. Make that “maybe” into a “hopefully” actually.


  • Non-Sold Out Music Shows in venues which have separate bar areas from the music show area – now, we over here at BYT obviously LOVE MUSIC. Still-it is sort of hard to get to know each other during loud situations while surrounded by 1000 people. So-if music is your date activity of choice, we recommend going for a not super packed show and make sure there is a good, relatively quiet alternative for a get-to-know-each-other respite in between sets or during boring songs (see: 930 back bar, the RNR hotel rooftop, Black Cat red room etc)
  • Gallery Openings – free and awesome and early in the evening.
  • Union Market on a Weekend – Great first day date. Go, eat some oysters at Rappahanock, drink some delicious sodas and Buffalo and Bergen, hang out, plan your imaginary future dinner parties together, non-creepy stuff like that.


Obviously-more than the spot itself, the success of the date depends on well, the two of you. We just hope this listicle takes out a portion of the stress out and you can focus on the important stuff (like: BEING YOURSELF)


Now-tell us some of your recommendations in the comments. PLEASE. Later this morning-we’ll deal with the super important SEAL THE DEAL date scenario.