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I recently made a list of things that are very adult things to have and are good indicators of reaching adulthood.

  • actual bathroom trash bags, not old grocery store bags
  • extra soap for when you run out and aren’t using some weird travel soap you stole from a hotel
  • Tea cups even though you don’t drink tea
  • A butter dish…with a cover
  • decorative hand towels/pillows/blankets
  • coasters that you use

Look I know this isn’t enough and I need some help. Insert Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos who are bringing their live show #ADULTING to Bentzen Ball this October. They will show you how it’s done. Because we also know you struggle to keep that negative balance out of your bank account we’re giving away a pair of tickets to their show. To win all you have to do is tell us in the comments section below what adult thing you do. Maybe it’s making an appointment to see your dentist instead of just switching to toothpaste for sensitive teeth. Please, you have a goddamn cavity. Take care of it. Best answer wins. Good luck!

 

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