Look, it’s simple… VIPERS is a special monthly package deal dedicated to keeping you (even more) on the cutting edge/the envy of everyone around you. What’s this all about? I hear you say. There must be a catch!
No catch. Just straight up this: For $11/month (that’s less than the price of a decent sixpack), you get priority access to some of the special little things that come our way:
- Paid reserves at select (already) sold-out shows
- hugs-heavy bus trips to where-the-hell-is-that venues like Merriweather Post Pavilion
- pre-release MP3s and promo CD downloads
- members-only ticket giveaways and discounts
- priority line-jumping at BYT events
- tons of loot we get from labels and PR people that we don’t know what to do with
- exclusive pre-pre-pre-sales
- monthly secret happy hours where you can huddle amongst the rest of the VIPER elite + pick up extra schwag
- super sweet Vipers-only pow wows with some of your favorite musicians, artists and local celebs
- and, well, anything else we can think of.
Think of it as buying a bunch of little surprises for yourself. Give yourself a gift. Don’t think about it, don’t plan it, just do it. Repeat after us:
LET’S FACE IT, IF YOU WERE A VIPER, YOU COULD BE WINNING THESE TICKETS RIGHT NOW:
- Premier vs Pete Rock DJ Battle @ Howard Theater
- Kurt Vile @ 9:30 Club
- Passes to Eat Local First Week (a $90 value!!)
- Americanarama @ Merriweather Post Pavilion
- Donavon Frankenreiter @ U Street Music Hall
- The Redskins Cheerleaders Calendar Release Party @ Howard Theater (for the hot girls not the sports)
- + literally an entire excel spreadsheet full of more things!!!
- Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd an exclusive invitation to our super special, totally VIP monthly happy hour happening on Saturday which includes early entrance into the Kurt Vile show at 9:30 Club and more ticket giveaways!!
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
SIGN UP NOW
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Got questions? Shoot ‘em over to [email protected]
Important fine print: You’ll be automatically billed monthly through Paypal. And you can opt out at any time by contacting [email protected] and we will release you back to the unwashed masses a little cooler than before.
