65%
Movie Review: Zombieland – Double Tap
Zombie brains aren't as fresh ten years later, and this film is no different...
Ross Bonaime
65%
62%
Movie Review: Maleficent: Mistress of Evil
Not as much magic as the original, but Jole is still great...
36%
Movie Review: Gemini Man
Oh, fuck, we're still in the Willenium, aren't we?...
68%
Movie Review: The Addams Family
Even after all these years, The Addams Family remains mysterious, spooky and all together ooky....
83%
Movie Review: First Love
To quote a character who fills a bullet hole with heroin during a gunfight, “This is fucking wild!”...
48%
Movie Review: Abominable
Somehow a scene with Coldplay's "Fix You" is not the corniest thing about it...
67%
Movie Review: Downton Abbey
Downton Abbey has always been a balance between soapy nonsense and heart, and the film is no different....
51%
Movie Review: Monos
Monos has a vagueness in the telling that the writer and director hope will have some larger allegorical context for the audience that probably isn’t there....
31%
Movie Review: Vita & Virginia
Look, the interiority of writers is not cinematic, ok?...
68%
Movie Review: Good Boys
Would these kids probably be saying "fuck" this much? Probably not!...
75%
Movie Review: Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
It's about time a movie was made to scare the shit out of children...
81%
Movie Review: Honeyland
The more you freak out, the more you get stung, idiot...
57%
Movie Review: Piranhas
Even the characters have seen this story before...
80%
Movie Review: Hobbs & Shaw
Funnier and even more absurd, and we didn't think that was possible...
36%
Movie Review: The Lion King
We're not even sure who this character is...
95%
Movie Review: Toy Story 4
A great film that's about Woody's desire to find a purpose without relying on others...
