At times gorgeous, at times exasperating, but at least we see Rooney Mara eat an entire pie.

A cynical, good enough sequel made by people who know kids only really care about Minions.

An terrifically fun genre film, although it lacks the dramatic oomph of Wright’s past work.

This is the worst film we have ever seen. Literally.

Shockingly, the best film in the franchise.

If this is a sign of things of things to come, let the Dark Universe stay dark.

Why should we still care?

This terrific prequel/sequel is the ideal link between Ridley Scott’s ideologies and interests.

A waste of both Hawn and Schumer

More interested in destroying your heart than muddling the mind.