The Nationals are back in town so watch a Nationals game at your home sports bar
I wish I saw The Strokes.
Wanna have fun? HUH? do ya wanna?
Tiny umbrellas for your shoes.
Billy Collins read poetry on cat assholes and asked if he could smoke a cigarette. Winning.
Everyone’s naked all the time.
The last time Gaga fucked up this badly, she was recording “Applause.”
It’s almost restaurant week, check out the happy hours at D.C’s finest restaurant before you make your picks.