Happy Tuesday! If you woke up today saying, "I just really wish I could go watch Beetlejuice for free tonight. And also probably drink some free beer and listen...
Today marks the beginning of the US Open, which I know you are all really REALLY excited for! Because it's such a special day, this post has a very special set ...
Since nobody here is Facebook friends with Michael Jackson, and because it is only possible to remember a person's birthday via Facebook friendship, I'm going t...
So I know everyone's had a really emotionally exhausting week; hearts were shattered all over the world yesterday when the news broke about Avril and Chad, and ...
HAPPY WEEQUINOX, GUYS. That's my new name for Wednesday, because I get really tired of everyone telling me "Happy hump day!" all the time. (For the record, I'm ...
Are you so glad that it's the second day in a row I've been left in charge of the video selection? Well even if you said "No, no I am not excited at all," TOO B...
Did you hear there's a flash flood warning in effect for Brooklyn tonight? Maybe not, because Pulse-Doppler radar doesn't count tears as a legitimate form of pr...
Today is my first-ever opportunity to force you to watch a YouTube video of my choosing! With great power comes great selection difficulty, though. Do I make ...
Do you think you could handle it if I blew your mind right now? Well, even if you said "No, no I do not think I could handle it," I can't hear you; this is the ...
So I just cried for 142 minutes, because no one adequately warned me that watching The Hunger Games would send me hurtling into a black hole of despair. (And no...
Bonjour! First off, this week I am going to take the liberty of teaching you how to say the weekend days in French, because you never know when you might need t...
Today is what would have been Julia Child's 100th birthday, so you automatically have free license to do whatever the eff you want so long as it's even mildly c...
Congratulations on surviving Monday! Things will (probably) get (slightly) easier from here! I mean, just look at all these amazing, brain-boosting things there...
Do you, like The Bangles, wish it was Sunday? Because that is your funday? Well QUIT IT. Sundays are actually pretty dumb, too, and time travel isn't a thing, s...
As I write this, Stomp is performing at the Closing Ceremony of the 2012 Olympics. And as excited as I am about some of the shows we can look forward to this we...
sometimes overdosing on caffeine gives me the rare ability to see into the future, and in the case of this weekend, things are looking very bright indeed....