Announcing: BYT NYE – Rumspringa @ The Blind Whino Church
BYT at large | Dec 3, 2013 | 10:30AM |

Good morning everyone! We have more details to come, but here’s a heads up on what you should plan on doing December 31st:


Brightest Young Things Presents:

New Years Eve Party

Discount tickets on sale now at:

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Friday 06/16
Geek Night Comedy @ DC Improv Lounge
Geek Night Comedy is a stand-up comedy show created and run by geeks, for geeks. It includes a unique hybrid of both standup and improv. In its 5-year history, the group has run successful shows at the Virginia Beach & Richmond Funny Bones, here at the D.C. Improv, the Orlando Improv, and Awesome Con, their partners in this year's event! Past shows have received news coverage from local TV stations, as well as print coverage in The Virginian-Pilot, Inside Business and Sirius-XM's wildly popular "Monsters in the Morning." Charity is important to the Geek's Night, and their productions have raised thousands for ALS-TDI, the leading research group in the fight against ALS (Lou Gehrig’s Disease), and will be doing so once again here at the DC Improv by giving away FREE passes to Awesome Con, along with other great items and collectables from local video game & comic book shops via our $1.00 raffle! A portion of door sales will also benefit this awesome non-profit.
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Hosted at
The SW Arts Club

150 H Street SW
Washington, DC

Blind Whino

DC’s coolest / weirdest new event / art space


Price includes full open bar all night including beer, wine, and cocktails


With your DJs:


Lil’E (Right Round) / Adrian Loving (Axel F) / Smudge (ESL)


MAJR (Shift) / Chris Burns (Deep Secrets) / Steven Faith (Taxlo)

and featuring these freaks:


Katie Balloons  /  David London Magic  /  Jezzibell JaxKnife
Special whiskey shots and tater tots administered by these guys

Sal the Cotton Candy Man
(back by popular demand)


Cha Siu Bao Barbecue Pork Buns
by Chef Erik Bruner-Yang, Maketto
(While they last!)

free KIND snacks!

+ go-go dancers, crazy art installations, onomonomedia photobooth, lasers, and more surprises!


Create your own after-party!
All attendees are eligible for a discounted $99 room rate at the Capitol Skyline Hotel, only a three minute walk from the venue.  Details will be sent with the ticket confirmation / fist come first serve.


This is a 21+ event
Tickets go up $5 each week
We expect to sell out

No dress code!
…but we recommend staying on theme:
Amish beards / Mennonite bonnets / Promise rings / Heaven’s Gate Nikes
Wiccan spellbooks /  Scientologist crazy eyes / Flying Spaghetti Monster Meatballs

Note: while the venue will blow your mind with it’s awesomeness, it is a bit raw, so maybe go with the medium heels instead of high heels 

Closest metro is Waterfront on the Green Line

Look how much fun we had last year:

last year


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