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Oh hey, it’s another morning where we wish we were all still in bed! Fortunately the world doesn’t care, and it has decided to move on with or without us, hence we’ve got your NEWS and your WEIRD to get you going right now:

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NYC NEWS

  • First, if you haven’t heard it by now you’re definitely living under a rock, but Eric Garner’s murderer was NOT indicted by the grand jury. (via NY Times)
  • And here is the world’s worst couple reenacting (mockingly, of course) the Eric Garner chokehold on live television // why is everything terrible. (via NY Mag)
  • Meanwhile, an NYPD “Cop of the Year” from Queens was busted in Florida for trying to purchase a fuck ton of cocaine. I repeat: WHY IS EVERYTHING TERRIBLE. (via CBS)
  • The decision has put Bill de Blasio in a tough spot for sure, and he’s trying to calm everyone down. And is failing. (via Gothamist)
  • Finally, Catholicism is declining pretty hard in Brooklyn, so the diocese has launched a new campaign to get bodies in the door. MAYBE IF THEY STARTED SERVING BETTER SNACKS THAN COMMUNION WAFERS… (via CBS)

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  • IT IS OFFICIALLY BASEL // LET’S TOUCH SOME ART:
  • Also Gallery Girls:
  • BYE!

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