A password will be e-mailed to you.

Alf ate cats like Garfield

Alf was from outer space

Written by a drug addict, Jerry Stahl.

eight stomachs

He attended high school for 122 years and was captain of a Bouillabaisseball team (which is played on ice using shellfish as a ball).

Alf fights against nuclear proliferation since his native planet Melmac got destroyed by a nuclear holocaust.

When Lynn was struggling to earn money to buy a car, ALF sold part of his spaceship, using the proceeds to buy a Ferrari for her

Alf is really good at Poker.

He’s from the Lower East Side of the planet Melmac which means he is totally hip and accounts for the fact that he’s in a band and plays keys, guitar, and SAX.
alf music video

The Conrad | MySpace Video


loved lasagna