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For the Crafty Bastard virgin the thought of “crafts” can bring images of bad beaded jewelry and bedazzled everything. Crafty Bastards Arts & Crafts Fair is the opposite of that. The highly competitive festival is full of curated badass artist from all over the country and local favorites like De Nada and Kelly Towles.

Check out the full line up of vendors and purchase tickets here.

1) Wire Taxidermy from Alison Brynn Ross Illustration & Design.
Taxidermy freaks me out. Wire Taxidermy of an extinct animal needs to be on  my wall immediately.

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2) Felt Botanicals from Close Call Studio
When I turned 25 multiple friends gave me plants. I don’t know why 25 meant I could keep something else alive *spoiler* I couldn’t. Now I can have botanicals around my apartment that I never have to worry about under- or over- watering.

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3) Shower Art from Ugly Baby
Showers are the best. Make your showers even cooler and weirder with Ugly Baby’s shower art. Boner party forever.
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4) Merit Badges from Snarky Scouts
As mentioned above I can’t keep other things alive. Some of my friends are starting to think they can. I will be stocking up on the “Getting Knocked Up” merit badge to send to all of my adulting friends.

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5) Sea Creature Jewelry from Second Daughter
Look like the bride of Cthulu you always wanted to be with some sweet sea creature jewelry. Who needs diamonds and gold when you can have horrifying sea creatures wrapped around your neck?

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6) Custom Turntable from Shorty Audio
I’m not cool enough to own records. Shorty Audio makes me want to be cool enough.

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