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It was the 1950s in America. Babies of unseen quantities were steadily enlarging wombs from California to the New York Islands. Fascism was yesterday’s enemy – communism today’s. At stake were the principles that make us American.

Ronald Reagan was still a Democrat, and president of a union called the American Screen Actor’s Guild (SAG). His testimony before the House Un-American Activities Committee, along with his willingness to operate as a kind of spy for the Committee’s investigation of Hollywood’s elite, cleared any suspicions they might have had regarding his being in any way Un-American.

Joseph McCarthy wanted pinko names, and he wanted them pronto. Members of SAG, in order to save themselves from shattered careers in Hollywood, flocked to the nation’s capital to shatter the careers of their friends and colleagues; not having any Communist pals in the film industry to rat out, it seemed, was viewed by Joe McCarthy and his Committee as an egregiously Un-American Activity. As a result of such testimonies, the Hollywood Blacklist was born, and a veil of censorship was placed over the entertainment industry in order to prohibit – or at least postpone – the total sterilization of the American Dream.

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Flash forward to the present year 2013. The veil has been surreptitiously lifted, and a new generation of communists within the entertainment industry and beyond is taking meaningful steps toward full-fledged, coordinated mobilization. It is by countermeasure that we offer you this list of known subverts – we ask that you boycott, speak poorly of, and cultivate a general disdain for, each of its personages. Anything less would most certainly not be an American Activity.

KNOWN COMMUNIST SUBVERTS

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Jay-Z and Beyonce – Communist Ambassadors to Cuba

  • Two United States Congress-people deserve credit for tugging on this thread, which I predict will soon unravel a thoroughly Marxist sweater. Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen (R-Fla.) and Rep. Mario Diaz-Balart (R-Fla.) were quick to pounce on the couple’s recent “anniversary vacation” to Cuba.  Sen. Marco Rubio picked it up from there, drawing some very illuminati(ng) connections:
  • As reported by Politico, in a real-life public statement on Monday, Sen. Rubio called a spade a communist spade:

“According to recent news reports, Jay-Z and Beyonce’s Cuba trip, which the regime seized on for propaganda purposes, was fully licensed by the Treasury Department. If true, the Obama administration should explain exactly how trips like these comply with U.S. law and regulations governing travel to Cuba and it should disclose how many more of these trips they have licensed.”

  • If you follow the money like Rubio’s doing, you’re hot on the trail of our next blacklister.

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Barack Obama – Anchor Baby/Anti-Christ/New World Order Lieutenant/Communist Financier

  • If you’re not Un-American, the subtext of Rubio’s press release ought to have set off percussive bursts of complex associations in your brain, all of which point to the fact that our President is definitely a KGB agent whose sole function is to dismantle the American essence. Don’t just take my word for it, ask all these websites and the hundreds of thousands (millions?) of people who read them with fear and trembling:
  1. Jesus Is Savior
  2. Obamaism
  3. CommieBlaster
  4. TheComingAttack
  5. Forbes

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Dennis Rodman – Communist Ambassador to North Korea

  • Rodman made headlines with his recent trip to Pyongyang last month. These are things he actually said about Kim Jong-Un after returning:

“I tell ya one thing, he was so honest and guess what, his grandfather and father were great leaders.”

“He’s such a proud man. He’s proud and his country likes him. Not likes him, loves him. The guy is awesome.” (via KXJB in Fargo, North Dakota)

  • “Sympathy” doesn’t even begin to cover Rodman’s feelings toward this oppressive Communist dictator. He plans to vacation with Kim this August.

 

Wreck it Ralph – Communists have never understood that, when you’re a bad guy, you just plain cannot be a good guy.  

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Peter Dinklage – Makes being a little person seem suspiciously normal and is most likely paving the way for future leaders of diminished stature, much in the way that the Allstate guy paved the way for Obama’s Manchurian Presidency through his role on 24.

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Jon Snow – Bastards and walls are both Marxist plots

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Clarence Thomas – Not himself a Communist but is actually a severely mentally handicapped person that was appointed through subversive means to the United States Supreme Court in order to mysteriously not say anything for years at a time.

Rick Pitino’s Tattoo – Subversive Role As Yet Undetermined 

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Alex Trebek – Quebecois Separatist/Opium-of-the-Masses trafficker in the guise of Pseudo-Intellectual Porn

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495 Express Lanes – Mechanism of Frustration for the Proletariat/Brilliant way to isolate the 1%ers from the herd

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Bono and/or Sean Penn – At least one of them has to be.

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People who use the word ‘deconstruct’ earnestly

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