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It’s been announced that Netflix will premiere FIFTEEN new Arrested Development episodes at a minute past midnight (Pacific Time) on May 26th, and since they’ll all be available at once, we will probably not be sleeping for a while. In honor of the good news, we’re going to go ahead and recount 15 things (for all FIFTEEN glorious episodes that are headed our way) that we’ve learned from watching Arrested Development:

1) How to judge the shit out of someone with only a look:

2) NEVER TOUCH THE CORNBALLER:

3) That they’re not “magic tricks”, they’re ILLUSIONS, MICHAEL:

4) How to (kind of) wink:

5) How not to return a things from whence they came:

6) That NO TOUCHING:

7) Math:

8) That everybody makes mistakes:

9) That there is ALWAYS MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND:

10) The proper techniques to imitate a chicken:

11) That “hermano” is Spanish for “brother”:

12) That having two hands is (indisputably) always better than having just one:

13) How not to announce a fire sale:

14) How to respond to things we don’t understand:

 

15) And that you NEVER KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT:

So much more knowledge awaits us in just 52 days, guys. WINTER ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT IS COMING. And it will be good.

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