As promised, here’s our FIRST day of SUPER MASSIVE OH-MAN-YOU-WEREN’T-JOKING-I-NEED-THESE-AFTER-ALL-THE-FRUITCAKES giveaways! Just remember, join the VIPERS program by 5 p.m. (scroll to the bottom to do so) to enter yourself to win today’s prizes.
— Today’s Giveaways —
1 Month FREE at Washington Sports Club (because we’re all going to need some post-holiday elliptical action)!
25 minutes to recharge with our twenty-five specialized massage geared to release tension in these areas.
— How does it work? —
Join our VIPERS program, and you’ll be entered to win one of the massive giveaways for the rest of the promotion!
We’ll be announcing each of the day’s giveaways at 11:30AM, so check back (early and often) for all of the awesome things you can win.
There’s no catch.
Just straight up this: For $11/month (that’s less than the price of a decent sixpack), not only will you enter to win each day’s giveaway, you’ll continue to receive all of the following for the rest of, like, ever:
Paid reserves at select (already) sold-out shows
hugs-heavy bus trips to where-the-hell-is-that venues like Merriweather Post Pavilion
members-only ticket giveaways and discounts
priority line-jumping at BYT events
secret happy hours where you can huddle amongst the rest of the VIPER elite + pick up extra schwag
super sweet Vipers-only pow wows with some of your favorite musicians, artists and local celebs
tons of random loot we acquire for purposes of giving them to you
and, well, anything else we can think of (and we’ve been thinking of stuff A LOT).
Think of it as buying a bunch of little surprises for yourself. Give yourself a gift. Don’t think about it, don’t plan it, just do it. Repeat after us:
Where do I sign up? I hear you say. WHERE? Riiiiiiiiight….HERE.
Click the PayPal subscription button below to shell out your $11/month and become a BYT VIPER(!!!!)
Got questions? Shoot ‘em over to [email protected]
Important fine print: You’ll be automatically billed monthly through Paypal. And you can opt out at any time by contacting [email protected] and we will release you back to the unwashed masses a little cooler than before.