Win Before You Can Buy: Aziz Ansari @ DAR
stephanie | Jan 29, 2013 | 1:30PM |

Dreading the end of Parks and Rec‘s fifth season?

YOU’RE IN LUCK because Aziz Ansari AKA stand-up comic extraordinaire AKA Swagga Coach of our hearts AKA Parks and Rec‘s Tom Haverford AKA bestie to Jay-Z  and Kanye, is coming to DAR Constitution Hall on Friday, March 29th. Tickets for this will disappear IMMEDIATELY but DON’T FREAK because we’re sending you and a friend for free before they even go on sale.Who do you love?

Update: A SECOND show on March 29 has been added billed as the “late show” at 10pm.

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Saturday 10/29
The Bentzen Ball Presents: John F. O'Donnell @ DC Improv Lounge
$10.00 / $10.00 John F. O'Donnell One Hour Comedy Special Taping Directed by Fugazi's Brendan Canty ~~CROOSH DEETS~~ Saturday, Oct 29th, 2016 6:30pm Doors / 7:30pm Show 9:15pm Doors / 9:45pm Show DC Improv Comedy Club 1140 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20001 $10 tickets on sale now! This is an 18+ event. ~~~~ John F. O'Donnell is psyched and honored to be taping his first one-hour stand up special during Bentzen Ball 2016 at the legendary DC Improv. John F. O'Donnell (JFOD) is currently a 'Political Correspondent' on the comedy news television show 'Redacted Tonight w/ Lee Camp' on RT America. According to the Comedy Central Insider, "John F. O'Donnell is one of the more explosive comics in New York City. On stage, he's like a tightly capped liter of soda filled with lit fireworks." John has been featured in The New York Times, The LA Times and The Huffington Post, as well as being one of Comedy Central's Fresh Faces of Comedy. Most recently, JFOD has been given a Congressional Press Credential and will be covering the Presidential Debates on location for 'Redacted Tonight,' which, if you know him, seems like a terrible breach of security. This very special stand up event will be directed by the brilliant composer/producer/filmmaker and founding member of Fugazi, Brendan Canty. Watch JFOD on Redacted Tonight: ~~~ Thanks to our sponsor: ~~~ More Bentzen Ball shows available at: Stay informed:
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