Say what you will, but our extensive co-partying experience with The Dance Party and Wallpaper (we were even there when they met at a BYT/Blisspop extravaganza, and have been with them to SXSW, relaunch parties, NYEs and more) points to their 930 Club show this Friday being really, really, really a great time.
Even if they all went sort of Hollywood on us, at least in their press photos:

ANYWHOO-We have 2 pairs of tickets to give away and to enter to win, leave a comment telling us who would be your dream party partner. We’ll notify the winners by COB Thursday. Cool? Cool.

Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan
Kojo Nnamdi – dude sounds like a lot of fun, and I would love to hear his voice as he got drunk
Antoine Dodson the “Bed Intruder”, I’m gonna need him to whip his hair back and forth with break-neck force!
David Lee Roth. No contest.
Anyone. Whomever.
Dream party partner: Mila Kunis. This may or may not have been influenced by Black Swan.
ODB – cause he is dead and funny as shit. He would be the life of any party and I would be the cool guy who brought him. GIMME TICKETS. I love wallpaper.
lead singer from The Sounds http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.brooklynvegan.com/img/music2/majathesounds1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.brooklynvegan.com/tag/The%2BSounds&usg=__Pv-nzCErtCM2WQ3mLDXz3w1dk0M=&h=500&w=334&sz=28&hl=en&start=0&sig2=mx9CBhcXKpjYPctV0Kessw&zoom=1&tbnid=2oT0Tw9dNxEXhM:&tbnh=131&tbnw=97&ei=zmQjTcvAI8P78AbBz6XRDQ&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dthe%2Bsounds%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26biw%3D822%26bih%3D695%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=125&vpy=299&dur=1862&hovh=275&hovw=183&tx=101&ty=300&oei=zmQjTcvAI8P78AbBz6XRDQ&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=14&ved=1t:429,r:5,s:0 we would dance on every table top.
cary grant.
Abe Lincoln’s zombie
THE DANCE PARTY ROCKS!!!! CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THEM!!!!
Mid-80′s animated rock star + party girl, Jem, of Jem and the Holograms. She went sort of Hollywood too, but you have to respect the pink hair, glitter and mini skirt. Jem would definitely rock out and break hearts on Friday night.
Evidence of the above: http://www.flickr.com/photos/chinad0ll/1306549811/
jesus in a tuxedo tshirt
John Beckham from lowercaseletters
Damien Hirst. We would demystify everything that was mystified in the name of art together. While popping bottles.
Grover Cleveland…you know there was a party animal hiding behind that mustache.
Mick Jagger. I mean seriously, have you seen his old live performances. MJ would throw the best Dance Party.
robin williams from his party-years
Liz Lemon. We’d make a white girl awkward tag team of epic proportions. Cause there ain’t no partay like a Lemon Partay – err I mean…