Ted Alexandro is a truly hilarious man. If you don’t believe me you can hear him for yourself! He will be doing stand up at the Riot Act Comedy Theatre from Thursday May 31st to Saturday June 2nd. Tickets are still on sale!!
You could try to win tickets to see him for FREE!
We have three pairs of tickets for the Thursday show and one pair of tickets for the Friday show.
For a chance to win a pair of tickets leave a comment below telling us your favorite joke!
In the comment be sure to include the show you would prefer to go to and use your real e-mail!
Winners will be announced by 5PM on Thursday!
Please see my favorite joke below for tickets to the Friday show. Thank you.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?”
I would like to go to the Saturday show please!
A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks, “Why the long face?”.
The horse has cancer.
A new pizza business was opening, and one of the owner’s friends sent flowers for the occasion. But when the owner read the card with the flowers, it said. “Rest in Peace.” The owner was quite upset and called the florist to complain. After telling the florist off and complaining about the very obvious mistake, the florist said, “Sir, I’m really sorry about the mistake, but instead of getting angry, you should imagine this: Somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they’re holding flowers with a note saying, “Congratulations on your new location.” Ummm, sir -which would you prefer?
– *Mom always said that beggars cannot be choosers* 
– Friday show if available, if not, then Thursday it is!
I sense someone may be making jokes to an empty room without these giveaways….
Please don’t ever start an article like this ever again:
Ted Alexandro is a truly hilarious man. If you don’t believe me you can hear him for yourself!
Thursday Show:
Egypt is going to elect a Muslim President.. Copycats.
See ya at the show, whether or not I ‘win’.
I’m not missing Ted.
I’m dating this girl right now, I just know her in the biblical sense: I don’t believe a word she says.
Thursday show!
– What do you call a black astronaut ?
– Hm….
– Astronaut!
Friday show!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
another politician or a Mormon
(I didn’t know any good jokes)
Question: What’s the worst thing you can hear while being given a blow job by Willie Nelson?
Answer: I am not Willie Nelson.
Oh, Friday show if available! You guys rock, thanks!