THE LINEUP THIS YEAR FOR DELAWARE’S FIREFLY MUSIC FESTIVAL IS AWESOME!!!!
Not only is the music amazing, but some of the artists are very attractive. I repeat.. VERY attractive.
Jack White. Enough said.
Check out the facial hair on Dan Auerback. Flawless.
Cults are basically the poster children for being indie and attractive.
Death Cab had the swoosh before Justin Bieber did
*swoon*
Lupe Fiasco would probably buy you fancy things
OK GO could probably do you while dancing and singing on treadmills.
Brandon Flowers will always be attractive. Even though he wears guyliner. And is a father.
Bassnectar also pulls off the guyliner.
You could buy tickets to go see these really really ridiculously good-looking musicians live OR you could possibly go for FREE!!
For a chance to WIN a pair of FREE tickets all you have to do is leave a comment below saying which artist from the line up you would sleep with and why. It shouldn’t be that hard.
Make Sure to use your real email! The winner will be announced July 8th!










Can you read my mind? Duh……The lead singer of the Killers of course;-). I can only imagine the hot Vegas sun against our bodies and a Spanish serenata afterwards, a girl can dream. Anyways Brandon Flowers will always be my ultimate “rock star I want to sleep with crush” he is an amazing vocalist and him together with the killers are one of the most amazing bands out there. Their music its nothing like any artists out there. I love the Killers so hell any of available Killer will do.
EVERYONE. This is my ultimate summer wish list. Summer festival are the high light of my year and with a line up like Tom Petty and RHCP, this is the best summer festival of 2013. Tom Petty can break my heart anyday and i’ll be his American Girl (cheesy yet true).I HAVE TO GOOOOOO
RHCP Anthony Kiedis because he is talented, creative, sexy, smoking hot real man whose music has stood the test of time, not some kid that will be forgotten.
i would have to say “Cults” soaly for the reason, the girl is beautiful. take it from exp,girls always do it better
A really gigantic part of me wants to say Brandon Flowers, because he’s so clean and beautiful and deep. But I’d have to go with Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers. He’s sexy and raunchy and dirty, while still totally respectful and peaceful and awesome. He’s also totes sexy.
This is an easy answer. Every Member of Foster the People…even though they are taken and i am saving myself. They are all sooo ridiculously talented, charming and attractive. There is no question about it.
I would sleep with no doubt anthony kiedis from Rhcp! Why.. because hes badass and has been with alot of women so hes probably talented in bed:). Was supposed to see RHCP in may 2012 in philly but wound up going into labor the day of the concert. Runner up Mark from Foster the people he is good looking and love his voice,his lyrics, love him when he play acoustic too sexy!
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Matt AND Kim. Never have I seen a couple that’s so energetic, upbeat and both attractive and alluring in their respective roles, as well as together! Matt’s hair alone makes me swoon and Kim’s booty shaking at every concert gets me going. Absolutely love them both. Oh, and I’m a straight female who’s never entertained the idea of women or a couple…but for this sexy duo, anything!
I would sleep with John Legend – he is the smoothest, sexiest man playing that festival, and has a voice like an angel. So hot.
I would sleep with Mark Foster from Foster the People in a second! He is gorgeousssssss and one of the most talented people I have ever seen in concert. GIVE ME THOSE TICKETS SO I CAN GET MY MANNNNN!!!
I’d bang the knife ! 2 BIRDS FOR ONE STONE !
I know this is going to sound completely crazy to people, but I’m going to tell you right now that I would sleep with TOM PETTY!!!! I am only 28 years old but have idealized this man since I was a little girl! My dad use to put in his albums, sit on the floor with a beer, close his eyes, and jam out. From that moment on, I was an avid fan. My favorite album is ‘Wildflowers’ and my favorite song is ‘Honey Bee’. He is fantastic and amazing and I would love to go to the festival and watch him and the Heartbreakers live!!
NOT CRAZY.
Tom Petty, RHCP, MGMT, Foster the people, Calvin Harris, Ellie Goulding, awolnation, yeah yeah yeahs, lumineers, girl talk, lupe fiasco… list goes on lol. & i wannt see them because they ROCK! & I live in MI but I have family in DE! Wonderingful state! It would give me an awesome excuse to visit
I WANT TO SEE DeAtH cAb BECAUSE I WANT TO HEAR TRANSATLANTICICM LIVE ONCE IN MY LIFE BEFORE I DIE.
everyone. all of them. because they make amazing music andddddd why not?
Nathan Willett of Cold War Kids… Its that voice, melts me everytime!
I would love to sleep with jack white but i have to say i’d go for a threesome with cults, because they know what i mean
I would sleep with Wayne Coyne from the Flaming Lips because he doesn’t smoke cigarettes and he’s older than my fiance so it would make my fiance feel less old.
Madeline Follin….because a girl can dream…
Most definitely GROUPLOVE. I mean the name says it all. Group. love. Plus the whole “never trust a happy song” thing can be easily interpreted as some secretly seductive Freudian love pentagon. “Take me to your best friend’s house” (for a Freudian love pentagon). I’m in.
I thought the same thing about that lyric!!
Gregg Gillis from Girl Talk — hell yeah!!
hannah hooper.
redheads are dreamy.
Madeline Follin from Cults totally does it for me, she’s just so cute!
Also the girl from Blind Pilot, she looks like a less hippie version of this girl I used to see in high school.
Jack White is all I need in this world
Jack White and Dan Auerbach. I would rock both their lifetimes they will worship me (this actually happens every night in my dreams) so lets make it a reality.
Charles Bradley!
And his trumpetist. Damn hot!
You would know why if you where at the 9.30 club for their show 2 month ago.
But just in case, listen to his voice… look at his moves!
The guys from Trampled By Turtles. Bluegrass dudes have hot hands.
The Black Keys drummer ’cause he looks like he probably needs some lovin’ or a Menage-a-Cults.
Jack White! He’s a brilliant musician and a not-terrible actor in Cold Mountain.
Matt Costa! I mean he’s super talented, plays the harmonica, sports a plaid shirt like it was made for him and I swear he sings right to me everytime I see him. Actually, he’s probably expecting me to be there….
um jack white – bet he’s freaky!
Wayne Coyne but it has to go down in the hamster ball as it passes through the crowd.
Noelle Scaggs (Fitz…). Not only is she hot…I love her voice too. Voice is probably the most attractive thing about her.
Jack White…just because off “Many Shades of Black,” Not to mention plenty of other moments of genius…
Pat Carney of The Black Keys, hands down. I mean, do you see how hard he bangs those drums every night? Shit…
Brandon Flowers from The Killers. He seems a little crazy but in all the right ways
John Legend. No questions. He makes sex music, has dreamy eyes, is dreamy. SO yeaah. definitely John.
Erika Wennerstom – Heartless Bastards – I have so much admiration
Whoever persoanlly hands me the ticket! I wont discriminate! come on now! simple!!!!
No contest…John Legend. Fell in love at first listen of his cover of Rolling in the Deep.
Girl Talk’s laptop…all the talent without the yinzer accent.
Do you think Madeline Follin from Cults wants to explore her sexuality?
Since I can’t take Orioles catcher Gus Triandos (anyone? no? ok, moving on…) I’d definitely make sweet sweet love to Polica’s Channy Moon Casselle.
There’s almost no way to say why you’d sleep with someone without sounding a little douchey, so forgive but
A. Her voice has incredible range
B. She seems flexible
C. Indie Hot + Classically Hot + Style = splooge
D. She doesn’t look like she likes to cuddle, and that’s good because cuddling with a married woman is wrong. Having sex with them is also wrong, but you asked.
F. I don’t know how the alphabet works.
8. The lineup is like 90% men, so I’m working with my options here.
G. She’ll also be the most talked about singer very very soon, and the douche-hipster in me would like to say “Oh yeah? I had sex with her before she was famous.”
Now excuse me while I feel dirty.
I’ve been crushin on OK GO since high school. Damien Kulash is from DC- who doesn’t love a hometown boy?
jack steadman from bombay bicycle club! ok, so he might not be as objectively beautiful as those pictured above, but that warble-y voice gets me every. single. time. seriously.
I plan on sleeping with as many of them as possible if(WHEN) I go
Brandon Flowers. He’s hot.
Clearly, Jack White. He is an extremely hot mix of Edward Scissorhands, Keith Richards, and Oliver Twist. He is so strange that I’m sure he would do obscene things to me…….and I would relish it. I also choose him because I’m a music elitist, and he is the most original and talented musician at the festival, if not the whole U.S. of A. John Legend is a close second due to his song, “Let’s Get Lifted”……I can almost hit the “O” just by listening to that song….the man is gifted, for sure.
Finally someone said Damien Kulash. Why is Jack White getting all the love? If Damien and his crew are that good at making videos, I’m assuming he’s good at other stuff too
dan auerbach. because men in the real world just don’t know how to find balance between that super scruffy vs. well kept facial hair look that is beyond hot.
Tinie Tempah – a UK accent on a hot hipster rapper? sign me up.
John Legend, obviously. So sexy and smooth. Love him with the beard too.
Nate Donmoyer from Passion Pit. Drummers in glasses who also DJ? Be still my heart!
I would sleep with both members of Cults. Because, duh.
Michael Angelakos. He’d bring Passion to the Pit, and then send me into an angelic slumber with his dreamlike voice.
Girl Talk AKA Gregg Gillis because he’s got amazing eyes, is clearly good with his hands, and we’d have one hell of a high energy soundtrack to get it on to.
I would sleep with John Legend because his music just sets the mood
Hannah Hooper of Grouplove, without a doubt. I saw them perform a live acoustic set, and her New Age pseudo punk rock girl looks turned me into a 19 year old flameout again, if only for 20 minutes. And, as mentioned by others, the band’s name just screams it as well.
John Legend. An Ohio treasure!
Going old school on this, but Jakob Dylan from The Wallflowers. The cheesiness only adds to the flame
Patrick Chukwuemeka Okogwu
(a.k.a. Tinie Tempah)
Those looks and a british accent? ENOUGH SAID
Every member of Grouplove at once. Because, lets face it, they’re asking for it.
Greg from Girl Talk – because I’ve seen him dance in gym shorts and I know it’s worth it. Also, them eyez. MMMM
the cold war kids, because they’re cute, from california, and have a song called red wine, success! nothin’ wrong with that.
MAYER HAWTHORNE: Words can’t even describe how dope his shows are. I’m pretty much in love with this guy. He sings, he raps, he DJs, AND he dresses so WELL. Lets not forget his mean shoe game! and he likes food…lol I could go on but I won’t. uh mazing! dj haircut for life!!!
Jack White. Enough said.
Aaron Bruno from AWOLNATION or Sameer Gadhia from Young the Giant. Aaron: crowd surfs on a surf board. I’m sure he can do other things on that board while surfing thru crowds. Sameer: the way he shakes that effing tambourine while he sings…gets me EVERY time…
Madeline Follin from the Cults! because she’s the only girl on the list ?
and HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Winner
We can only pick one? Damn. So many hot people on that lineup. Anyway, my first choice would be Jack White because, well…it’s something I’ve fantasized about quite a bit and would love for it to be a reality.
Now that I’ve exposed one of my dirty thoughts to all of the Internet…
I would have to say Girl Talk ’cause I am already really good at having sex with my computer and I bet his computer is much faster and has better resolution than mine.
Cake. with a side of Cake.
John Legend… Because I wanna find out if the saying is true. Once you go black…
…Jack White, DUH!!!!! THE BLACK KEYS, Mega DUH…
and Girl Talk because he always has a good show, Lupe because he is trying to make the world a better place, John Legend because his gf is MEGA hot (and baby making music), AWOLNATION because they make me feel better since I can’t sing and finally THE FLAMING LIPS because Do You Realize changed my life. And just about everyone because music.
Josiah Johnson of The Head and the Heart.
John Legend. It would be Legend – wait for it, because you’re probably already close to coming just by thinking about it – DARY. LEGENDARY!
I would sleep with John legend on the outside chance Chrissy Teigen angerbangs me in response. What a fox…
John Legend. Dimples make me weaaakkkk.
I would sleep with the Dragon from Imagine Dragons, because that way, I wouldn’t have to imagine a dragon: it would really be there. We could watch the fireflies together, and then the dragon could breathe fire for the fireflies
I’m straight but Jacob Dylan may or may not be on my if i wasn’t straight list.
Chris Glover of Penguin Prison because his beard is perfectly scruffy.
(and he’s pretty talented too.)
Cults! even the dudes, not just that girl that everyone points out.
Jack White without a doubt. He’s a very original musician that has changed music.
Madeline Follin of Cults, because she is a solid pool player. I saw her hustle some poor dude at the the Black Cat several months ago…
First a little Girl Talk to get things started, then some Grouplove with all the festival goers, and finish it off with some Cake for dessert.
Would totally want the ‘green light’ from John Legend, has a “face made for TV” and he sure can sing…
Damien Kulash! He’s something special. The OK Go song “I Want You So Bad I Can’t Breathe” makes me forget to actually breathe. Have you seen them in concert? He works SO HARD to put on a great show and leaves the crowd drained and buzzed and smiling — I can just imagine how hard he’d work off stage, too. Backstage, sweaty, throat sore from screaming…. um… I’ll be in my bunk.
Dan Auerback looks like he lives in the mountains and bathes in whiskey. I want to join him in that heavenly tub…while he sings “I’ll be your man”. Yes, that would be nice.
John Legend, most definitely. He screams sex. We could put his song, “Tonight” on to set the mood and after we do the nasty he could serenade me while we cuddle. Ahhh, perfection.
Penguin Prison because he “gave me a fair warning” and “speaks the love and would never lie”.
Passsssiooonnn pItttttttttt I haven’t seen them since new years 2011 and their new album will be just coming out
I would give anything to see my favorite band again
Jack White in order to recreate The White Stripes. I look almost identical to Meg & play the drums like shit as well. I could trick him & save music.
Wow. If you hadn’t made me think who I’d sleep with, I don’t think I would have noticed what a Sausage Fest the line-up is! But if I had to “experiment”, I’d throw some love Charles Bradley’s way. You KNOW that man knows his stuff! Awwww yeah! (Sorry, girl from Cults).
I want to see The Killers at the Firefly Music Festival because I am a “victim” of their great music! (I apologize for the pun). Plus, I want to hear some new songs that The Killers may perform from their highly anticipated new album tentatively called “Battle Born”!
Wow. If you hadn’t made me think who I’d sleep with, I don’t think I would have noticed what a Sausage Fest the line-up is! But if I had to “experiment”, I’d throw some love Charles Bradley’s way. You KNOW that man knows his stuff! Awwww yeah! (Sorry, girl from Cults).
when i was fifteen, i used my first fake ID to go see the Kills play at a little broken-down music hall in Vancouver. Brandon Flowers pulled me onstage, and at that moment i fell in love for the first time. for the sake of history and nostalgia, i’m going to stick with him.
Totally Mayer Hawthorne. Am –intensely curious– to know what he’s like in bed. No Strings Attached.
* and by the Kills, i meant the Killers. Oops. In my defense, i love both bands and i’ve had a few drinks.
I would totally sleep with Lupe Fiasco because I love the love story of two skateboarders that he tells in his song Kick Push. He is such a unique and original artist, not to mention pretty sexy.
I would definitely sleep with every member of Death Cab For Cutie. I think they’d all be incredibly considerate and sensitive.
Without a doubt, Dan Auerbach. I mean look at that stache and his voice alone is the “Gold to my Ceiling” and I know he’s “The Only One” that can be my “Everlasting Light”; I won’t “Stop Stop” “Till I Get My Way”. Ok I’ll stop with the corny puns but seriously I feel like Dan would be the perfect lover, and the only request I’d have is for him to bring his “guitair” or shall I say “Thickfreakness”?
Girl Talk without a doubt…if you’ve ever been to a show, you know Greg’s got some stamina!
I would sleep with any and/or all of them because every band performing is incredibly sexy and makes awesome music. But if I had to pick, I would say Death Cab. Only because I had the best sex of my while listening to their album Plans, so it’s only right to return the favor!
Pumped for Mayer Hawthorne & The County…he is sexy and soulful.
Noelle Scaggs from Fitz and The Tantrums. Sexy voice. Sexy body. And she plays a mean tambourine. Would love to make her grunt like the backing vocals in “Dear Mr. President”
Ronnie Vannucci Jr the drummer from The Killers. Why because he plays the lead in my only groupie story….he kissed me on the cheek more than once
BASSNECTAR: Because I am deploying with the Marine Corps July 10 and won’t get a chance to see him again for a long minute. In addition all my siblings are going and I can’t afford the ticket
BASSNECTAR: Because I am deploying with the Marine Corps July 10 and wont get to immerse myself in his omnitempo maximalism for a hot minute- 8 years (because of my job). Plus my siblings are all going and it would be the perfect last blowout before I leave!
Sameer Gadhia, Damian Kulash, Jakob Dylan
Of course Jack White!! He is somehow totally strange and totally normal at the same time. Also I hear he owns an upholstery business. Whaaat!!?
Lupe Fiasco, for what I consider to be obvious reasons. Second choice = Jakob Dylan in honor of my fifth grade self, when “one headlight” was perma-stuck in my head for the entirety of that year.
For me it’s gotta be Passion Pit – I need a lover with a passion for deep and dark places…
I will admit, the Black Keys are my fav’s because they put on one hell of a show…making the music more than epic. But there is not one band on that list that is not in my recently played on my Ipod, and who I wouldn’t give my last penny to see! LOVE these bands!!!! LOVE
CAKE…because I already ate me some pu$$y…
Definitely a tie between John Legend and Dan Auerback because of those sexy sexy beards, who doesn’t love a guy with facial hair and the scruffier the better if you ask me
but than again I would rather trade in my V card to Sameer Gadhia from Young the Giant, everything about that guy make me melt
John Legend…we’re both Howard U Class of 2012…we have to celebrate somehow!
Jack White because <3
Have you seen the pictures of Jack White in tight pants?!? That’s all the reason I need. Besides, if those hands can make a guitar scream like that…. MEOW
<3
Young the Giant because they are the best up and coming band that I have seen in years. True musicians in every sense of the word and they probably sound better live than in their recordings because the passion for the music they make shows in every song. I NEED THOSE TICKEETTTTTSSSS!!!!!
Madeline Follin. As you note, she is a poster child for being indie and attractive. Also, she looks just as good in person as she does on the “poster”.
The Killers!! Brandon Flowers is gorgeous, and they have been one of my favorite bands for years. They top my list of bands that I must see before I die, and seeing them would be a dream come true!
Which man would I choose
to let my groupie legs go loose?
John Legend would be an easy choice,
with that smooth, seductive voice.
Or maybe Jack White is just right
with freakiness to last all night.
Dan & Pat could tickle my keys,
I bet those boys can really please.
Perhaps the Killers so I get four,
or maybe GROUPLOVE so I have more.
Chiddy Bang! It’s in their name
Okay now this is getting lame…
/-WOLNATIO|\|, Passion Pit
& can’t forget Young the Giant
Oh it is too hard to say
Who would be the greatest lay.
Pick me, pick me
for this prize
So I can undress them
with my eyes.
Jack White. I’d sit on his face in a heartbeat. I’d give myself up to Jack White because passion for music really makes my toes curl. He appreciates Led Zeppelin I noticed while I looked him up a bit ago when I first heard about the White Stripes..Hell….I’d bang it out while listening to “You Shook Me”..I’d let him make my legs shake
why not? I just love his attitude, his passion, his vibe, I feel like him just singing one note in my ear will make me finish instantly..I mean, it is Jack White. & also guessing from his line from “Seven Nation Army” .. “I’m gonna serve it to you & that ain’t what you want to hear but that’s what I’ll do.” ….he’s very blunt, to the point & he won’t kiss and tell. I love a man that will just do the dirty and keep it between us… why let other people ruin our fun with their mouths just because they don’t have their very own Jack White to keep them occupied? If I had Jack White, I wouldn’t be doing much talking
If it’s as good as I think it would be…A Seven Nation Army couldn’t hold me back
Because I want Lupe to give me a fuck fiasco inside my sex AS ANY RED-BLOODED MALE WOULD.
GroupLove!! I missed them at Bonnaroo and I want to see them so so so badly!!
john legend because he is dreamy!!
John Legend hands down. His sweet and soulful voice would seduce me into taking my clothes off and heading to the bedroom just by saying hello. Just looking at him you can see he clearly has the softest touch and I’m sure his lips would give supple kisses. Meanwhile I would be already lost in his dark almond eyes.
I would give my right arm to see Jack White go completely insane, and take the crowd with him….and I want to see OKGO because I love the way Damien says “baby.” BUT THE ENTIRE LINE UP IS TOTALLY BITCHIN’!!!!!
can I be the oreo cream filling for lupe and the legend?
i would sleep w/ sameer from young the giant because when he’d climax, he’d yell “my body tells me noOoo, but i want MOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!”
Dan Auerbach. He could serenade me to bed w/ “Baby, I’m howlin’ for you” followed by hot bluesy guitar
I would sleep with Jack White, but only Jack White…I’m not trying to be the Firefly slore. I literally have been dreaming about boning him for the past few months. Lets make this happen.
I would sleep with Jakob Dylan. I saw him once in a small venue and he just seems as if he would be a sweet lover. Slow and sensual. Bonus: He’s Bob Dylan’s son!
Mark Stoermer from The Killers. He’s always so quiet… I’d like to change that.
I would kill to see almost all of the bands at firefly but I would be most excited to experience The Head and the Heart live. My yoga instructor played their self titled album at her sessions that I attended every morning at 7AM. Nothing allows you to better understand and feel the music than early morning downward dogs whilst working off a well earned hangover! But seriously the band is great, if your going SEE THEM.
CAKE’s John Mcrea because I love the way he vibraslaps <3 John, you know that Satan is My Motor and we could totally go The Distance in your Showroom of Compassion on your Italian Leather Sofa before I say Let Me Go (and I will want you).
John Legend. Gimme some tickets so we can make this thing happen.
Alexandra Lawn from Ra Ra Riot because I refuse to believe that she left the band. I have seen them play twice and the whole band was so sweet to the crowd. It made me very very sad…
Because Michael Franti is a cute and righteously dreadlocked dude, and because I wan’t to show him a real spearhead.
Wayne Coyne of course. That man has aged like fine wine.
I’d sleep with Damian Kulash of Ok Go. Not only is he a Brown educated, art semiotics major of sexy proportions, but also he dresses so well: suits, paisley patterns, and ties. Of course, give me a ticket, and he might not be dressed so well for too long…
Dan Auerbach. No question. He would serenade me during our intense lovemaking with his godly guitar talent, and then afterwards I could make a sleeping bag out of his beard and hide snacks in there and never have to leave.
Despite all the very attractive men who will be performing at the Firefly Music Festival, I’m going to have to go with Madeline Follin of the Cults. It’d be more of a slumber party than a sexual thing. I couldn’t cheat on my boyfriend for concert tickets.
I absolutely adore the killers and promised myself that when they were on tour in the US I would go see them no matter what! And then all of a sudden I find the best music lineup of all time with them!!! I NEED to go see them!
JACK WHITE. clearly he is beyond a legend and beyond attractive….the obvious choice. close runner-ups would honestly be…hmm..well this ENTIRE lineup is filled with amazingness…its too hard to choose but maybe it’ll be easier to make a decision if i see them in person??! I THINK SOO..BITCHIN LINE-UP AND IM A BROKE COLLEGE KID WHO NEEDS A BREAK!! HELP A SISTA OUT!!! THANKSSSSSSS
Brandon Flowers from The Killers… Of course, only if he wasn’t married. He is one of the most inspiring musicians of this day and age. His faith, passion, morals, and belief in humanity are unbelievably rare. He has seriously taught me so much with his lyrics and life story. He’s beautiful internally and externally. The Killers are out of this world!
Jack White because I want love to roll me over slowly, stick a knife inside me, and twist it all around.
also because third man ecords is the shiiit. nashville!
may i please have the free tickets?
hands fucking down, JACK WHITE. and i would make meg white watch us do it since she is a pisspoor drummer and not at all worthy of jack whites sex appeal.
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