This Friday and Saturday, see DC Shorts’ favorite sexy and titillating films from their archive. Whatever your fetish or freak, they’ve got you covered. Plus, get a sneak peek at a film programmed for the 2012 DC Shorts in September. Famed burlesque and variety show, Tilted Torch, presents a scintillating selection of pretty girls to entertain every taste, featuring the lovely Stella Sweet, Maria Bella and Miss Joule. And what evening of frivolity would be complete without amazing feats of courage: Fire, dance and comic performances by Na’la, Swami YoMahmi, Malibu — all hosted by the curvaceous Shortstaxx.
We’ve got a pair of tickets to give away for EACH NIGHT.
Just tell us what your Burlesque Film Name would be
I.e. Stephen “Titty Tassles” Spielberg or Alfred Switchcoxx
James Cum-er-on
Bollywood Babe Madhuri Dicks It
Heartin’ Score-sexxy
Fräulein Freaky
M. Night Shamalama-ding-dong.
Warn-her Skirts Off
Woody Allen
Clit Eatswood
Wingmar berdman: flying around the room with my homemade wings while playing “Chicken” with Death. that’s so meta i just blue my mind.