The weekend extends into Tuesday (or the next one starts early) with a show so fun our livers already hate us in advance: A-Trak, Kid Sister, Willy Joy and The Gaslamp killer descend upon U Hall and nothing but the best dancing (and best attempts at dancing) happens.
Now, we have a pair of tickets to giveaway (tickets are $20 each and only a limited amount is available presale) and to enter to win, tell us which well deserving diva would you name your pop-dance hit to and why. Winners will be notified by Sunday 6pm.
CRUCIAL LINKS:
- ticket buy link - http://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/32841
- link to http://djatrak.com
- link to http://www.facebook.com/atrak
Suicidal Wilson
Donald Trump
I like my techno with a little smash bang fusion (numsayin? youtube it) and for that kind of action you need to go to the gods. No skinny divas, we need an amazon who can fight aliens and dance to techno on top of mount olympus and get down with Zeus AND Hera (and then take pencilin, they are so dirty). Introducing Lucy Lawless in (UNTZ, UNTZ):
“Smang it Xena”
Without a doubt, pop-Dance hit of 2012 is the “Whitney Houston.” Nothing to usher in the Apocalypse like a little burn-smell-rave from the queen diva herself (cue video of Kevin Costner performing Pon de Floor) Besides being the most awarded female artist of all time she has also slung enough rock to keep the whole party bumping into the wee morning. Subsequently, the 2012 smash new dance of the year will be the “Whitney Houston” which will surely involve a jimmy hat and a number of bad choices. Crack rock might have just gone up 100%.
P.S. Lady Gaga is the Antichrist and quite possibly the most noob choice ….I’m in your HEAD!!!!!!!!
Rebecca Black. everyone loves to hate a diva. I hate Rebecca black. Divas are overexposed. Hellooo who ISN’T talking about this girl!?
But I’ll be damned that song is catchy.
Va$htie kola aka “Downtown’s sweetheart” Born of Trinidadian heritage, she is one of the Hip Hop industry’s “IT” girls. An artist, video director (kid cudi’s -heaven at night, solange- T.O.NY) , stylist, fashion designer, party promoter and entrepreneur! if things couldn’t get any better, she also became the first female to design a sneaker for Nike Air Jordan using her fashionable senses to create her take on the Air Jordan 2. Did i mention she is beautiful..She’s all about going against the normal and creating her own lane! so yea …play that va$htie kola!
Winona (I wonna) Ryder – she will steal your heart and your virginity. Small package but packs a punch. This song will sometimes be a little gender ambiguous but always hot. The masses will be saying BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE when the beat drops.
pat-did I do that?
KYLIE MINOGUE!
Haha, my homey Kiel57 is the first face you see in that “Barbara Streisand” video. We were at the Fool’s Gold party last Labor Day in NYC and they approached him for the video. Great times, would love to see A-Trak and co. again.
Pop diva? Not generally my steez but much love to Santigold (new stuff pretty dope), Va$htie, Jasmine Solano (now dj-ing/touring with the homies Ninjasonik). DJ Venus X is great peoples as well…Now send those tickets this way please so I can get the wife out of the office and into some dancing shoes!
Tiffany (I Think We’re Alone Now)
Zach Efron…duh! He is as good looking as any woman diva and can hit some pretty high notes. I’m sure under those tight skinny jeans is a vag so he fits into this category.
The hook would come in bumpin the theme song to highschool musical then, BAM, ZACH EFRON!
DAME. JUDY. DENCH.
It is now totally alt 4 divas to ‘have penis’ so I nomin8 Robert Pattinson.
I hear this bro is so underground that he was ‘raised by elephants’ and he now gives them nutritions such as ‘water’ which is documented in ‘serious art’ like movies.
How does he stay so alt even though he is popular with the lamestreamers?
If he gets 2 popular will he still be indie enough for ‘the hipster’ 2 dance partie 2 the song?
Or if every1 likes him will ‘the hipster’ just be in like with him ironically? Does it matter 2 u?
The blogs say that his hair is always something ‘2 partie 4’ but what if he goes bald?
I will still ‘write the hit’ because jewd law showed that baldness can be used to ‘subversion of mainstream values.’
pop diva? cece peniston hands dowwnn. early 90′s pop dive fure sure. the song would be dope. i can hear it now..lots of “cece” echoes very necessary.
tawny kitaen.
Beyonce
Clearly the best choice is Svetlana