The Nicolas Cage Gift Guide
svetlana | Jan 7, 2015 | 10:30AM |
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We originally ran this piece on January 7, 2014, on Nicolas Cage’s 50th birthday/BYT Nicolas Cage site takeoever. -ed.

As you may have noticed by glancing on the BYT homepage today, we are celebrating Nicolas Cage turning 50 today. For that occasion, you obviously need to buy Nicolas Cage a gift. The man already owns tropical islands, German castles, dinosaur heads, approximately 85 cars and at least that many Elvis outfits so the only way to TRULY give him a gift is to make it one that celebrates HIM.

So, here, in no particular order, gifts that tell Nicolas Cage “I LOVE YOU… NICOLAS CAGE”. All of which you can be paying for with Nicolas Cage dollar bills (worth $5.99 actually):


>>>>>>>>>>>> Here is a Featured Event >>>>>>>>>>>>
BYT and NMWA Present: Exclusively Inclusive! A National Museum of Women in the Arts After Hours
Friday 05/20
BYT and NMWA Present: Exclusively Inclusive! A National Museum of Women in the Arts After Hours @ National Museum of Women in the Arts
$55.00 / $65.00
BYT & NMWA Present: Exclusively Inclusive! A National Museum of Women in the After Hours An all-access tourist-free party-time takeover of one of the coolest museums in DC! Featuring the new exhibition: She Who Tells A Story Women Photographers from Iran and the Arab World Croosh Deets May 20, 8:00pm - 12:00am National Museum of Women in the Arts 1250 NY Ave NW / Metro Center #BYTStories Limited quantity $55 Early Bird Tickets on sale now! Price goes up to $60 soon / $65 day of This is a 21+ event Enjoy hot jamz from: DJ Set by Bethany Cosentino of Best Coast! Mellow Diamond (Janel & Anthony)! Anastasia Antionette! & more TBA! Plus FotoTalks from Women Photojournalists Of Washington curated by FotoDC! ~~~ Ticket includes open bar, featuring Heineken / Element Shrub / Wild Roots Apothecary / Union Kitchen /Graffiato / Radiator DC ~~~ Union Kitchen curated (limited qty) bites from: Chups Condiments / Dirty South Deli /Slender Seven Plus OMDigital Photobooth, henna tattoos, and more stuff TBA soon! As always there is no dress code, but we recommend staying on theme: crushing the patriarchy / riot grrrl / furies collective / lavender menace / Susan B. Anthony / Samantha Bee / Susan Sontag / Susan Boyle / Jem and the Holograms / She-Ra: Princess of Power / Powerpuff Girls / Golden Girls / Gillmore Girls / Girls Suffragette City / A Right to Choose / A Right to Booze Our friends: Heineken / Union Kitchen / OM Digital / Jackson Pro Audio
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because obviously:


  • then wrap:
  • this FREEZING Nicolas Cage (how appropriate for today) iphone case







  •  or if nothing but life size will do, a heist to steal the wax figure from Madame Tussaud’s is in order:

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