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The Nicolas Cage Gift Guide
January 7, 2014 | 2:00PM

As you may have noticed by glancing on the BYT homepage today, we are celebrating Nicolas Cage turning 50 today. For that occasion, you obviously need to buy Nicolas Cage a gift. The man already owns tropical islands, German castles, dinosaur heads, approximately 85 cars and at least that many Elvis outfits so the only way to TRULY give him a gift is to make it one that celebrates HIM.

So, here, in no particular order, gifts that tell Nicolas Cage “I LOVE YOU… NICOLAS CAGE”. All of which you can be paying for with Nicolas Cage dollar bills (worth $5.99 actually):

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because obviously:

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  • then wrap:
  • this FREEZING Nicolas Cage (how appropriate for today) iphone case

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  •  or if nothing but life size will do, a heist to steal the wax figure from Madame Tussaud’s is in order:

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