WARNING: This Article is NOT for suckers!

• A weapon to store all your secret weapons… courtesy of Ted Noten!

• Ellesse Heritage Women’s Collection Summer 2011;

• Signs at the Ballston Common Mall in Arlington I want off the wall & into my life;

• The best most innovative handbag by Envoyage

• Birthday Cake of my dreams:

• Verlain Neon Loafers:

• This makes me want to move to New Zealand once Uncapped closes…

• Christian Louboutin ‘Makarani’ opera slippers;

• The best cover of Seventeen Magazine ever.

• Married to the Mob beach towels…

MOST OFFICIAL BITCHES REIGN SUPREME FUCK THE REST!

• HUF Summer 2011 lookbook

• Nerd Alert!

• Nintendo Wii U- Coming to your living room late 2012

• Space Invader celebrates his 1000th piece on the street! The ’1000′ exhibit is open until July 2nd at Le General in Paris.

• Beats Rhymes & Life- The Travels of A Tribe Called Quest TRAILER!

• Eastpack x Christopher Shannon 2011 luggage collection

• The empire strikes wax by Steve Thompson

• Drizzy Drake graces his beautiful face for the Crooks & Castles Summer 2011 eyewear campaign!

• Miska x Kidrobot Dunny figure drops June 23rd

• Now everyday can feel like ‘Big Wednesday’ with The North Face paradise print backpacks

• DC’s very own ‘The Board Administration’ music video ‘The Cookup’ off of the mixtape ‘Young Gifted & Black’ featuring Black Cobain, Wale, Stalley, & Tone P.

• Vans Era 59 Fall 2011 collection

• I feel you Bart Simpson

• Hummel x Haribo gummy bear sneakers (available at Colette)

• Work it, make it, do it, makes us Harder, better, faster,stronger!

• Fred Perry Spring/ Summer 2011 collection

• I used to name my pet goldfish after the characters on Aaahh!!! Real Monsters.

• The Devil Wears Prada x Vans collaboration (G3T BR00T4L like its 2KH8 again!)

• Tyler the Creator strikes again! ‘She’ featuring Frank Ocean… GOLF WANG!

• Pharrell Williams is never not killing it in every artistic medium with his “Inside Out” sculpture piece

• Contengo Eyewear collaborates with W Hotels to release three awesome pairs of sunglasses.

(make sure to come party June 23rd BYT X ESL MUSIC X THIEVERY CORPORATION @ The W!)

• DIY Haircuts are tight?

• Levi’s Men’s Summer 2011 Stripe shirts

• Supreme Spring/Summer 2011 Surfstyle cruiser decks dropped this week!

• KAWS’ “Passing Through” exhibit moved into its summer home at the Standard Hotel in NYC!

• Nike Air Vengeance Vintage inspired swag

• Same time same place next week!