Go on and dive into that Internet…

• I worry what you just heard was: Give me a lot of bacon and pancake bedding.What I said was: Give me all the bacon and pancake bedding you have. Do you understand?
  
• Something we never thought would happen: Matt Groening reveals the real location/namesake of The Simpsons’ Springfield.
• And here’s what it looks like in real life(!)
• The lovely queens of Drag Race + Disney Villainesses? Just as fabulous as you’d imagine.
  
• AMAZING: Zombie survival Google Map allows you to find food and supplies for the impending undead apocalypse.
• Your Strange Fact of the Day: Ben Stiller is addicted to m&ms and has sought hypnotic therapy because of it.
  
• Doors, hand gestures and other seemingly small things that derail or trigger memory…

• Just in time for the anniversary!
• Related: today’s lack of faith in humanity brought to you by these Titanic fans who just learned the Titanic was a real ship.
• PSA: Betty White is now on twitter.
• You can’t unsee Bearded Women Pictures.
  
• Are you an online dater? Science says that’s bullshit.
• If you’re in the market for some pizza, might we suggest the Rice Crust or any of these other fine bizarre foreign options?
• And lastly, we’ll leave you with this fantastic Flight of the Conchords/Jay Z slow jam mashup. UH. Get it.
  

‘Til next time, keep up the good work.