HEY EVERYONE AND WELCOME TO NEW YEAR’S EVE! Be sure to watch out for drunk driver horses on the road.

• Ready to end the year with a bang? Let’s remember our failures and laugh at people who’ve done way worse in this great compilation of 2012′s biggest fails. Yes, yes, yes.
  
• …And review the best in single-topic hilarity with 2012′s best Tumblrs.
  
• Fashion predictions for the next big thing in 2013.
• Normally I wouldn’t care too much about something like this but Kim Kardashian is pregnant. KANYE WEST IS GOING TO HAVE A CHILD. I can imagine the tweets and gold-plated pacifiers now…
• If you’ve still got some holiday leftovers you should probably eat those ASAP. Get inspired by this song about Christmas-leftover sandwiches because, you know, this is obviously a topic worth writing songs about.
  
• And though Christmas may in fact be over, there is something we should all take a moment to check out: a “Louie”/Charlie Brown mashup.
  
• And in case you’re full of snark from the holiday season, here’s some great advertising featuring a guy with three arms::
  
• In other news, Hulk Hogan wants to open a booby restaurant that’ll be “Hooters times 10″ and eventually become the center of a reality TV show.
  
• Bus Driver? Botany Boyz? Funk Wizard Snow? The worst rapper names of all time.
• How about the most brutally honest cake messages of all time?
  
• Take a closer look at Urban Camping: subversive city living, from Times Square to car tents.
  
• Could there be a silver lining? The bright side of falling off the fiscal cliff.
• And finally, let’s ring in the new year with some cocktails inspired by David Bowie.
  

‘Til next time, keep up those healthy holiday eating habits.