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• A great thing or the greatest thing? Jurassic Park Live:
  
• Stream Jonny Greenwood’s Soundtrack to PT Anderson’s ‘The Master’
• Your Ultimate Nerdy Mashup of the Day: The Ocarina of Rhyme, wherein Zelda music meets Jay-Z:
  
• Speaking of nerdy-meets-rap, here are 10 Terrible Raps from Old School Movies.
• Don’t “get” sports? Me neither. A handy cheat sheet:
  
• Jon Hamm is proof that if there is a god, it’s a woman or a gay man. (NSFWish but doable.)
• If you’re into something more terrifying, here are some GIANT SPIDERS ON A ROOF. (Optical illusion. Fooled ya amiright?????)
  
  
• According to the 1968 Bunny Manual, here’s what it took to be a Playboy Bunny back in the day…
• Your Excessive Wealth Tumblr of the Day: Rich Cats of Instagram.
  
• What Your Favorite Cereal Says About You To A One Night Stand.
• And now for your Crazy Cute Piano Prodigy of the Day:
  
• Become a world class runner with the Paul Ryan time calculator!
• And lastly, here’s lookin’ at you, DC. A 1985 Prince look-a-like competition in our Nation’s Capital? Here we go:
  

‘Til next time, keep up the good cause for celebration.