• What say we get together and Purell the shit out of our hands? And other pickup lines you can use on the Metro.
• Let’s all go to the Hezbollah theme park in the Lebanese town of Mleeta

• Listen to Questlove’s Beastie Boys tribute medley demo

• The new Yeasayer album is streaming on NPR
• Divine Fits, ‘A Thing Called Divine Fits‘ is also streaming on NPR. Who? Spoon’s Britt Daniel, Dan Boeckner of Wolf Parade and Handsome Furs, and New Bomb Turks’ Sam Brown, with Alex Fischel helping out on keyboards.
• These multi-exposure photographs of Olympians competing are really cool

• I’m also enjoying these photos of seahorses by Felicia McCaulley

• This SuperCut of Gotye’s “Somebody I Used To Know” manages to orchestra 120 versions of the song into a beautiful cover version

• Cartoon style movie posters

• United Airlines Loses 10 year old — Doesn’t care

• Mystery illness causes woman to grow fingernails in place of hair
• Someone give me this kids address. I have to tell him he wasn’t the only one that lived with this horror: 6 y/o kid has Lego piece stuck up his nose for three years
• How Americans Are Different: What facts about the United States do foreigners not believe until they come to America?
• Leader Of Anti-Semitic Party In Hungary Discovers He’s Jewish

K, I’m gonna go finish talking to the rest of my body now. Have a great day