GOOD MORNING AND WELCOME TO TUESDAY.

• If you’re part of the 90-something percent that loves Aaron Sorkin, here’s a fantastic roundup of Sorkin’s signature writing in rant form.
• Tina Fey rapping about her prius on Childish Gambino’s new mixtape? You got it, boss. Listen here:
  
• And now for an unlikely collaboration–Paul McCartney is writing music with the creators of Halo…?
• It’s time for your Twin Peaks of the Day: composer Angelo Badalamenti explains how he and David Lynch created the show’s love theme…
  
• Need some more serenity? Check out these photos of New York gardens in the 1920s.
• This week’s dragging compared to last week, isn’t it? No America’s birthday, no national days off. Here, have some adorable:
  
• Ricky Gervais made a painting and nobody wants to buy it.
• Like crushing snails? Want to be in a Furry rock band? Feel like modeling penis costumes? Behold the most utterly insane Craigslist job postings.
• Bond is stylish. (Understatement.) Here’s some insight into designing the icon’s look through 50 years of fashion:
• Xtreme Ironing? Yup, that’s a thing now.
• Comic-Con starts tomorrow. Get ready:
  
• Speaking of which, here are Superheroes as the Golden Girls. Thank you for being a friend, Internet.
  
• While we’re on this nerdy tangent–did you know physicists found Batman’s cape would do more real-world harm than good?
• And speaking of Batman, here’s a new 13-minute official featurette from Christopher Nolan to get you SO EXCITED for The Dark Knight Rises:
  
• I don’t think that’s how it works….
  
• BBQ-Chip bandits? Crime in Canada is GETTING OUT OF CONTROL.
• 95 seconds of ’90s TV nostalgia? Let’s do this.
  
• And here I was thinking “Atreyu” was a good wireless name…
  
• Your The Future of the Day: scientists just developed gloves that can translate sign language into speech.
• Son of Furby.
• And finally, Australian producer POGO made an incredible remix using lines from Pulp Fiction. Applause all around:
  

‘Til next time, keep up the good conspiracy theories.