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Rise & Shine: The Internet Told Me So…
June 27, 2012 | 8:15AM

Reach for the stars and you’ll end up regretting it!!

  • SORKIN SUPERCUT
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  • Who wants to get fired? Who’s hungover? Who’s taking drugs? Who’s got a new phone number? We know what you’re doing…
  • Heh, get this, Jules Jr. You know what they call Happy Meal in France?– “L’Appy Meeeeel”

A female Sumatran rhino named Ratu, right, is seen with her newly-born calf at Way Kambas National Park in Lampung, Indonesia, Monday, June 25, 2012. Ratu, a highly endangered Sumatran rhinoceros, gave birth to the calf Saturday in western Indonesia, a forestry official said. It is only the fifth known birth in captivity for the species in 123 years. (AP Photo)

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Wellllllllp. I dunno, I guess I’m gonna go apathetically watch a ship sink now or somethin’. ttyl.

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