Reach for the stars and you’ll end up regretting it!!

- SORKIN SUPERCUT
- Who wants to get fired? Who’s hungover? Who’s taking drugs? Who’s got a new phone number? We know what you’re doing…
- Heh, get this, Jules Jr. You know what they call Happy Meal in France?– “L’Appy Meeeeel”

- The Top 20 Albums We’ve Been Waiting For Forever
- Sigourney Weaver Says James Cameron Is Shooting Three Avatar Sequels Simultaneously
- How movie theaters SHOULD be laid out
- In 1410 Martin of Aragon died of uncontrollable laughter: Top 10 Bizarre Deaths of the Middle Ages
- 11 Women’s Names Forever Tainted By Song Titles


- Sorry I’m a million Internet years late on this…but this is totally trippy and awesome
- This baby Sumatran rhinoceros is only the fifth born in captivity in over 123 years:

- A small Michigan microbrewery turned down a potentially huge endorsement deal with Nickleback in part because they hated the band.
- How big is the internet? Big enough to require a huge fucking infographic.
- The Early Jobs of 24 Famous Writers
- Dachshund puppy vs. Ghost Crab … CUTE FIGHT
- NSFW video: Supermarket Offers $250 Of Free Food To Anyone Who Shops Naked
- These chill stoner bros saved a house from burning down

Wellllllllp. I dunno, I guess I’m gonna go apathetically watch a ship sink now or somethin’. ttyl.

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