Thursday is the new Friday. You just sit on back and let the Internet do all the work this morning.

• Sick of the city? It’s your new favorite tumblr, Cabin Porn.
• I take it back, Juggalos on OK Cupid is your new favorite tumblr.
• “Reality” television? Is that little girl from Toddlers and Tiaras really getting a spinoff? Does no one remember JonBenét?Thank god for this post, 21 Pictures that Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity.
  
• Your Science of the Day: The pronunciation and (very interesting) history of Uranus. (Trying so hard……)
  
• Here’s an awesome new fitness app simulating an in-your-ear zombie apocalypse to get you running faster.
• What’s that you say? You need a ridiculous polaroid of Danny Devito? (Taken by Brantley Gutierrez)
  
• What would Blade Runner look like if it were done completely in watercolor? This, obviously:
  
• A LECTURE ON ACHIEVING SUCCESS WITH INTERNET VIDEO FROM A MAN WHO HAS SEX WITH FOOD.
• Can I still buy this somewhere?
  
• Animals with glasses. Enough said.
• GAME CHANGER: Avocado Fries. (Recipe here.)
  
• This is a great iPhone stand.
• The Illustrated Life of Prince. Game: Blouses.
• Here’s a hilarious short film by Mike Birbiglia in promotion of his new film Sleepwalk With Me. I can’t spoil it. Just watch it. Brilliant.
  
• Ever been dumped on the Internet? It looks a little something like this.
• Your Creepy but So Fascinating of the Day: artist Jason Freeny created 18″ skeletal lego sculptures in his Lego Men Dissections series. Neat.
  
• Twelve of the oddest (but still totally interesting) videos in stop-motion history.
• Recipes for booze-infused gummy bears? Dreams do come true.
  
• And finally, if you watch on thing today let it be this. (Well, this and the Birbiglia short. Watch at least two things and let it be these two.) Just trust me on this one, ok?
  

‘Til next time, keep up that thug life.