BrightestYoungThings – DC – RISE & SHINE: THE INTERNET TOLD ME SO…

OH MAH LAWD HERE’S A FRESH BATCH OF INTERNET FOR YA.

BYT’s new venture is moving to L.A. and teaming up with this “SHIT-STORMING DRUM” god, because we’re “real sons of fucking bitches who aren’t afraid to use a sweat band for its intended purpose.”
These people are (probably) more creative than you: the most ingenius Facebook Timeline profiles.
Need some help in the romance section? Fuggedaboudit. 20 dating tips we learned from HBO.
Here’s a collection of photos & video from San Diego’s 7th Annual Dog Surfing Competition. (Alternate title: I’m Less Athletic Than These Other Mammals).
Get your music on with these 15 awesome instrumental tracks from non-instrumental bands.
Stuck in the doldrums? Try a vacation to London! (in 1966.) Peter Sellers driving his car through a cake? WHERE is a time machine when you need one?
And now for something truly terrifying, try to imagine a world without Internet.
Not sure about you guys but this is really doing it for me:
Your Oh Fuck This is Gross of the Day: A partially-cooked squid in Korea inseminated a woman’s cheeks, tongue and gums, firing eggs underneath her tissue when she bit into it.
In more delicious/less squidly food news, Fujisan Professional Salon du Chocolat invented this chocolate lava cake, created by melting a molten chocolate candle.
Gentlemen: according to a new study, you’re three-times as lucky to get a lady’s number when you’re accompanied by a dog. (Like we really needed proof.)
Someone get me this Transformers-esque wine rack IMMEDIATELY:

Your Holy Shit Art and Physics are Awesome of the Day: here’s a sculpture made of toffee, relying entirely on gravity to sculpt its drops.
You might be too high IF: you set your bed on fire with a joint and jump out a window because God told you to do it.
Get your nostalgia on with these gorgeous kodachrome shots from WWII.
And finally, because nothing is more terrifying than The Singularity, here are four robot overlords singing “Bohemian Rhapsody.”