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RISE & SHINE: THE INTERNET TOLD ME SO…
June 6, 2012 | 8:15AM
GOOD MORNING! Let the Internet take you from drab to fab.

- Are you ready for THE WIRE: THE MUSICAL??? (Trick question. No one is but Omar.)
- A guy ate another guy’s face, repeated shootings before he stopped charging at police, etc. etc. But is it REALLY the zombie apocalypse? Zombie experts weigh in.
- I found my new desk chair! (Only $30,000!)

- If ever you lose signal, just head to the top of Space Mountain at Disney World. Or this outhouse. Or this cemetery. (10 Totally Obscure Wifi Hotpots.)
- Infographic: A Map of America’s 1,000 Breweries
- “I know that intercoursing takes 24 hours. Me question is: How do you stay awake?” (And other real questions kids ask about sex.)

- Speaking of sex, did you know oral was illegal in Canada until 1969?
- Your Awesome of the Day: Kurt Vonnegut’s “Shapes of Stories” in one clean infographic.
- Your second Awesome of the Day: “Bone,” a book showcasing the anatomy drawings of the 16th-19th centuries, redesigned.

- Because the world REALLY needed this, Huffington Post now has an entire web page devoted to sideboob. I’ll even post the url as proof: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/news/sideboob
- A marsupial after my own heart:

- I honestly can’t understand why every woman doesn’t just look like Milla Jovovich in The Fifth Element, but here are The Hottest Women’s Outfits From the Future (According to Stock Photography)
- My escape route from any awkward conversation:

- This is possibly the most epic marriage proposal of all time, involving live lip-dubbing, 60+ people, dancing Jews (well played), and so many more things I don’t dare spoil, but I will say I actually teared up at the end of it. Amazing:
- Your Paranoia Fact of the Day: In the late ’90s, Furbies were banned from NSA grounds in Maryland because Security Agency officials were worried they would “hear too much.”
- Your Last Infographic of the Day: “Hey Jude”

- And finally, it’s my new Favorite Thing of All Time of the Day, every song to the tune of “Two Princes.” (via)

‘Til next time, keep up the good work.


Cute proposal and all, but I think this might be better: