• Happy day-after Mother’s Day everyone, especially if you’re an otter with a young pup:

• Existenial Maman’s Day:

• Happy 100 to SNL’s Digital Short Series:

• Scumbag airplane. I bet they emptied their potlatch as they flew by too. Photos via Thomas Prior:

• 100 Portraits of Women and Men Between the Ages of 1 and 100
• Shout out to the stained glass windows in Palau de la Música Catalana in Barthalona.

• Shoutout to John Cheever

“Long before Don Draper, there was John Cheever. The master of the American short story was the original purveyor of midcentury mystique, especially its darker facets. The endless drinking, ever-present cigarettes, infidelities, secrets of suburban life and anxiety regarding America’s place in the postwar world — they’re all in the Pulitzer Prize-winning “Stories of John Cheever.”

• LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME. LET’S HAVE A REAL. GOOD. TIME.

• “What if…” Movies reimagined for another time & place by Peter Stultz:

• “Malaysia convicts Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld and the torture lawyers, in absentia, for war crimes.” Reminds me of a totally radical Queens of the Stone Age concert poster I saw this weekend at ∆ panda head magazine‘s ∆ totally radical party:

• Gentlemen! Start your cringe-gines! Pam Shaw, The 70-Year-Old Virgin, Is Looking For Love

• TOTD: 1,001 Droll Pranks For Rich Boys:

• Let’s go to Inception Park in Buenos Aires. My totem is 8 beef empanadas and a beer helmet full of Malbec.
• They grow up so fast frightening! Psychologists now believe fledgling psychopaths can be identified as early as kindergarten
• Inside Facebook’s Outsourced Anti-Porn and Gore Brigade, Where ‘Camel Toes’ are More Offensive Than Crushed Heads
• Susan Sontag in a bear suit and other Extremely Silly Photos of Extremely Serious Writers

• BRB, looked up some illegal, black market Prussian Dumpster Porn this weekend “for research purposes.” Gonna go bleach my search history