ME: Aw yeah, Internet, you ready?
- Happy almost Mother’s Day!! To celebrate, here are the best texts from mom…….
- HOLD ON, MOM, I know you’re expecting a call but I’ve got to finish Rise & Shine first. (10 reasons you know you were born before the Internet.)
- Super Mega Dream Shopping: designer collaborations we wish were real.
- Like a furry, waddling, adorable Jaws:
- Your The Future of the Day: thanks to Disney Research, everything can be a touch screen. Even water.
- And now for your Pretty Perfect of the Day, 10 reasons to ban gay marriage:
- Your super awesome R.I.P Supercut of the Day: every MCA opening line from every Beastie Boys song ever.
- Hell yeah, Friday (morning). It’s time for an 8am beer………. oh shit, where’s my bottle opener? Guess I’ll just use this Apple power adaptor instead.
- Oh hey, Bill Gates and Warren Buffet. I didn’t expect to see you here with that giant paddle….
- Apropos of nothing:
- Your Hilarious of the Day: Cameron Diaz apparently started in soft-core smut and you can see her super funny, suuuuper early 90s (NSFW) video right here.
- And finally, can I tell you something? Coach Taylor wants to tell you something:
‘Til next time, keep up the good work.