• …SO THEN I SAID: 煙突からあふれでる色とりどりの煙のように、すこし奇妙でどこか愉快な真夜中のおはな!!!LOLOLOLGOODMORNING

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• The best of Obama’s White House Correspondents Dinner speech:

• Photoshop is running in manual mode today so editing photos is going to be a bitch.

• This is one persistent pony raging against the machine.

• 21 Things We Should Have Been Told At Graduation
• Holy fuck, nature is sooo resplendent!
• Holy fuck, the engineering feats of man are sooo awe inspiring
• Unholy fuck, cemeteries are soooo mordibly fascinating. (†††DEATH BONUS†††)
• Badass art displays for an espresso bar:

• A pony was coaxed out of a tree by a friendly tranq in Colorado

• So of course it was turned into a meme:

• A new study suggests that when we know a secret, we perceive ourselves as being physically burdened. Now I know why I feel like an Olympic weight lifter (yet have the body of a hairy, anorexic model)
• Did a lot of highly self-aware, informed pouting after reading this: Miswanting, the Futile Pursuit of Happiness, and why we’re never satisfied.
• We haven’t posted an OkCupid OkTrends post in a while, have we? 10 Charts on Sex:

• Some lovely water colors via Maruti-Bitamin

• “Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.” The 10 Best First Lines in Fiction. IMO, Ulysses also has one of the best last lines in fiction as well:

“I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.” #MollysSoliloquyForTheMotherFuckingWin

• LOL, this pony thinks he’s hunting a wolf:

Going to go recite the poetry of Phillip Larkin while walking around naked-save-for-socks in my cozy geospherical nook castle. Have a G-R-8 Monday!