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RISE & SHINE: THE INTERNET TOLD ME SO…
April 4, 2012 | 8:15AM

Good morning you inglorious bastards. You just won a brand new iPad 3! Scroll down to the bottom of the page to find your reward!

“I was a medium-level juvenile delinquent from Newark who always dreamed about doing a movie. Someone said, ‘Hey, here’s $7 million, come in and do this genie movie.’ What am I going to say, no?”

  • Have we discovered the next Caravaggio?

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  • Here’s a two-dimensional photo of a three-dimensional representation of a four-dimensional jogger:

(Well hey, look at you! You just became a little cultured!)

  • Until tomorrow, keep on dancin’

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  • Bradley says:

    “Here’s a two-dimensional photo of a three-dimensional representation of a four-dimensional jogger.” Logan FTW.