Happy Valentine’s Day weekend…. ready to get some Internet action?

• Right out the gate–all of the Rugrats were voiced by girls. Mind blown.
• GOOD MORNING, AMERICA. Obama is on Spotify ( + tumblr + instagram ) with a playlist for good ol’ U.S. of A.
  
• Rap + Food = Greatest Menu Ever? We think so.
• Apropos of nothing, Macauley Caulkin is looking mighty terrifying.
• From one gifted young athlete to another, “just hold on to your dick and have a good time.”–an open letter from Kenny Powers to Tim Tebow.
  
• Your Science of the Day: over the next few hundred million years, Earth’s continents will collide and merge the Americas with Asia to form the next supercontinent, Amasia. As Kenny Powers might say, Pangea’s f*ckin’ out, Amasia’s f*ckin’ in.
• Not into traditional Valentine’s Day stories? Here’s one for you: actress Constance Smith attempted murdering her boyfriend twice before they married in 1974.
• And finally, we bring you the Internet’s latest trend, which also happens to be 100% Colbert-approved: Cat Breading. It’s exactly what you hope it is.
  
  
  (photos + tutorial brought to you by BreadedCat)

Till next time, keep up the good work.