All the hot internet gossip you can handle in the morning. XOXO, Svetlana & Andrew

• Here’s a wake up call for you: Kurt Loder graduated high school in 1963. Kurt Loder was 25 when Woodstock happened. Kurt Loder has NEVER been not-old.
• Meryl Streep, on the other hand, is like a fine wine:

• Detroit is home to more abandoned skyscrapers than anywhere in the world– hence: ruin porn.

• Oh….no….wait…pop stars might not have a bazillion dollars in the future?? Woe is meeeee.

• It’s about time we got a new Sun.

• The fucking weather.

• Steak fingers with jalapeno cream gravy.
• LEGO for adults

• “perhaps the idea of humans existing as marine mammals is not so far fetched after all.”

• I would like to cancel my Peapod and sign up for Alec Baldwin to buy me groceries.

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drinking vodka, orange juice, and sprite and looking up cults/mass suicides on google and wikipedia with my headphones on and my door locked. what more could i ask for? wait, a dog. thats what i would ask for. i just want a fucking dog. i’ve always wanted a dog. is that so much to ask for?