All the hot internet gossip you can handle in the morning. XOXO, Svetlana & Andrew
- Here’s a wake up call for you: Kurt Loder graduated high school in 1963. Kurt Loder was 25 when Woodstock happened. Kurt Loder has NEVER been not-old.
- Meryl Streep, on the other hand, is like a fine wine:
- Detroit is home to more abandoned skyscrapers than anywhere in the world– hence: ruin porn.
- Oh….no….wait…pop stars might not have a bazillion dollars in the future?? Woe is meeeee.
- It’s about time we got a new Sun.
- “perhaps the idea of humans existing as marine mammals is not so far fetched after all.”
- I would like to cancel my Peapod and sign up for Alec Baldwin to buy me groceries.
- Copied and Pasted:
drinking vodka, orange juice, and sprite and looking up cults/mass suicides on google and wikipedia with my headphones on and my door locked. what more could i ask for? wait, a dog. thats what i would ask for. i just want a fucking dog. i’ve always wanted a dog. is that so much to ask for?