May all this week’s pole dances continue without interruption.

• Good morning, d00dz and d00detz. Can you help Drake by using this awesome Rap Coloring Book? (Farewell, productivity. We barely knew ye.)
• Remember Rebecca Black’s “Friday” from the ever inventive ARK Music Factory? THERE’S A NEW ONE ABOUT THANKSGIVING. That is all.
  
• Teens forced to answer for their racist tweets spurred by Obama’s re-election. (Yes.)
• If you can’t wait for the new season of “Portlandia,” that’s tough because you’ll have to keep waiting but here’s a clip from a new sketch:
  
• Thirty-seven Bond girls then and now…
  
• Speaking of which… Dead Man Chooses New James Bond Movie Over Pointless Flowers In Obituary: “Funeral services and interment will be held privately. In lieu of flowers and in his honor, go see the new James Bond movie.”
• How crack-cocaine Small-Batch Sriracha gets made:
  
• And in case you ever wondered how to build a giant tentacle monster, here’s a tutorial.
• Drive + Mario Kart = Kart. Thank you, Internet. Thank you.
  
• What’s that in your car? Oh, it’s just Nelson Mandela. (And these other inexplicable air fresheners.)
  
• And, you know, here’s Elvis singing “Blue Suede Shoes” like a Black Metal song:
  
• Aaaaaand here’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” as a reggae jam:
  
• Hold the phone, there’s a Star Wars popsicle maker. You can have popsicle lightsabers that glow.
   
• And finally, since we’re on the topic of Star Wars, Conan spoofed the audition tapes for some of the best/most stylized contemporary directors. They are all incredible. INCREDIBLE.
  The Human Centipede:
  
  Woody Allen:
  
  And the best one of all,
  Wes Anderson:
  

‘Til next time, keep up the enthusiasm.