Rise and Shine: The Internet Told Me So…
Alana Wise | Jul 10, 2013 | 8:15AM |

Mornin’ Internet! What’s the perfect way to start off the day? With a big cup of your mom!


  • Coke bottle glasses and football helmet-braces not getting your kids pushed into lockers enough? Temp tat them up with their allergies. They’ll be Mr. Miyagi eligible in no time. That is your end game, no?
  • #StraightUpTellSomeoneThey’reHot. Here’s looking at you Donald Glover, Andy Samberg, Mr. Jackson-my 9th grade science teacher, Dave Grohl singing “Best of You”, the guy in the FroYo next door to Subway, Joaquin Phoenix in Walk the Line…



Venture forth now, ‘Netters. And always remember….